Andre Jenson

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Andre Jenson, born 18th January 1978 is a talent currently signed to SCCW. Formerly of PCW and FUSE which became SCCW. Jenson is a character best known for his comedy sketches, along with his severe pre disposition to be annoying to everyone and his violent streak which does not appear that often.

Before his return to SCCW on Temptation in Edmonton on 31st January, Jenson was incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay, a direct result of his attempting to blow up the Mirimar air force base on a previous PPV. The attempt was a high profile disaster as Jenson apparently confused the satchel with the bomb with a satchel with his laundry. The result was Jenson's get away vehicle being exploded and SCCW being privvy to his dirty laundry.

The foot chase that followed, after his involvement with the Taliban ended led to Jenson discommunicating with his then fiancee Tia Shanse, an advertising executive and his estranged brother Jay. He fled to Mexico, under the assumption that international law would prevent him from being followed by the U.S. Authorities thanks to watching too many movies. However, this didn't work and he was promptly arrested while trying to organise a rally in a small town in Mexico. A local farmer and eye witness subsequently told the military that Jenson was attempting to raise an army and overthrow president Bush.

Jenson was released on his birthday in 2010 as the last prisoner of the facility, a fact which had to be debated at length by the authorities. Eventually they decides that he would not be a threat as the Taliban publicly resent him because they believe he double crossed them.

Before he went to Guantanamo Bay, Jenson was the richest man on the planet, with a fortune that was not exactly clear.