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Adam Dick (born July 31, 1980) is an Unfuckable Bad-Ass skilled in the art of destroying, habitual pot-head, and the most happenin' dude on the PRIME roster along with teammate Mike Wade. He is best known as the Illustrious Face-Eater.

Early Life

Adam Dick spent much of his youth in Salt Lake City, Utah. His father, despite raising and taking responsibility for Adam, never really liked his son much less love him. Even stranger is the fact that he has no recollection of his mother. This could be attributed to the Marijuana he's been prone to smoke, although the reasons why have never been fully explored. Adam's mother remains completely shrouded in mystery, and will likely remain there.

Diagnosed with ADHD early in his childhood, Adam constantly found himself an outcast amongst the predominantly Mormon kids of his grade school. Of course he didn't give a flying fuck, because a kid with an attention span as short as his could find himself easily amused.

The Desert

Soon after gaining a slight sense of individuality in the middle of his high school years, Adam decided he'd spend all of his money on Marijuana and listen to Led Zeppelin records all day. Of course, his father, being the spiteful bastard he is, wasn't happy with his son being happy and decided to kick him out in a total dick move. But Adam took it in stride, packing his shit up and leaving the Asscrack of Mormons, opting instead for the Asscrack of Satan.

In 1999, Adam moved to Phoenix, Arizona's metro area. At first, everything seemed to be promising. It was warm, gas was cheap, and they had just gotten a new baseball team. Soon, however, he saw Phoenix for the Strip-Mall hell it is. And with the passing of Summer, Adam realized he made the biggest mistake of his life in moving to the Sonora Desert. If only he didn't spend all of his money to move there, it'd be a mistake he could rectify.

Gaining an Interest

With boredom a plague running rampant around the Phoenix area, Adam began experimenting with hallucinogenic mushrooms. But of course he never truly understood the nature of the drug he took, so he was never prepared for the repercussions and thus his psyche has been significantly altered. He began to shout a lot, saying brash things without even realizing he's saying them, where as normal people think about what they say before they speak. His personality grew much more abrasive.

While the drugs degenerated his personality on the whole, they did provide a new outlook on the way he was living his life. After realizing he was in a downward spiral at a neck-breaking pace, Adam began a frantic search for career options. After realizing he had no real options due to being a Man-Boy with no schooling or working history and a crazy hallucination involving being stuck in a vat of animal fat, forced into wrestling Richard Gere to the death, Adam discovered his true calling... Professional Wrestling.

Facey likes Pie. Pecan Pie.