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<p>James Varga: Created page with 'Civilization is a mysterious organization that is a part of Sin City Championship Wrestling. Members: ???, the leader Natasha Smirnoff, the number two in the organization and th…'</p> <hr /> <div>Civilization is a mysterious organization that is a part of Sin City Championship Wrestling.<br /> <br /> Members:<br /> ???, the leader<br /> Natasha Smirnoff, the number two in the organization and the money behind the organization<br /> Varga, wrestler in SCCW who also has been secretly making a lot of money on the side by working as a hired hitman since his NWC wrestling days<br /> Dr. Wolfgang Feelgood, a German scientist who is the head of the Science Division of Civilization<br /> Captain Jack Morgan, one half of the Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, the former PTC World Tag Team Champions<br /> "Killer Klown from Outer Space," one half of the Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, the former PTC World Tag Team Champions<br /> Bebop and Rocksteady the Varga Boys, Varga's personal goon squad<br /> Roadkill Warriors, the security force for Civilization<br /> Count Von Braun, formerly Count Von Macabre, the leader of Civilization's Religious Division</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=James_Varga&diff=5681 James Varga 2009-12-01T18:04:10Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Varga has had a long career in wrestling and has competed in various organizations. Most fans and wrestlers consider him to be somewhat crazy or eccentric. He has recently developed a bizarre strategy of making himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first in wrestling to intentionally lose matches and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers, bookers, and other wrestling personalitis. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lies about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, James is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.<br /> <br /> Career Overall Record:<br /> Singles: 73-56-4<br /> Tag Team: 24-12-0<br /> PPV: 22-14-1<br /> Main Event: 14-10-0<br /> Cluster: 10-17<br /> Total: 107-85-5<br /> <br /> Career Championship History:<br /> TEAM Free For All Championship, TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship (with Otaku), GLOBAL Platinum Championship x3 (2 as James Varga and 1 as Darth Varga), LOW Realm Championship (as Deimos), UWF Insert-Name-Here Championship, UWF North American Championship, UWF Television Championship, UWF Tag Team Championship (with Killer Dude), UWF Jobber Champion, GHW Undisputed Championship, GHW Television Championship, GHW Hardcore Championship, GHW International Championship, GHW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), FEW World Championship x2, FEW Tag Team Championship x2 (with Misty Mountains and Fast Eddie), FEW North American Championship, IWA World Championship, WAPW Global Championship, WAPW Weapons Championship, XFnW Hardcore Championship x2, XFnW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), USWF2k4 World Championship, USWF 2k4 Crossova Championship, USWF2k4 Patriotic Championship, USWF 2k4 International Champion, KEF Intercontinental Championship, XFW World Championship, XFW Suicide Championship, WWE Intercontinental Championship, HWA Cruiserweight Championship, and CCW Prime Time Championship - Total: 37<br /> <br /> Varga explains his 'bizarre' new strategy:<br /> "However, you do bring up a good point. I think everyone hates me. Well, that's not what I want. I want everyone to hate me. That's part of my strategy. What happens to the guy who everybody hates and nobody thinks can win?<br /> <br /> Are you going to be more worried about him or more worried about someone like yourself?<br /> <br /> Think about it... *grins deviously*"<br /> <br /> Varga explaining his new mindset going into GTT:<br /> "I'm just the instigating villain that everybody hates. That's all I am. I think that I should be the forefront of people's thoughts of all times and I feel that I can be at the forefront of their thoughts better as a bad person than as a good person. To put it in this perspective. Can anyone take pleasure in watching a group of people tear each other apart verbally, psychologically, and emotionally? Well I can and I've been doing it every day since this started up."</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=James_Varga&diff=5468 James Varga 2009-09-17T22:52:41Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Varga has had a long career in wrestling and has competed in various organizations. Most fans and wrestlers consider him to be somewhat crazy or eccentric. He has recently developed a bizarre strategy of making himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first in wrestling to intentionally lose matches and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers, bookers, and other wrestling personalitis. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lies about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, James is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.<br /> <br /> Career Overall Record:<br /> Singles: 70-54-4<br /> Tag Team: 22-12-0<br /> PPV: 21-14-1<br /> Main Event: 14-10-0<br /> Cluster: 10-17<br /> Total: 102-83-5<br /> <br /> Career Championship History:<br /> TEAM Free For All Championship, TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship (with Otaku), GLOBAL Platinum Championship x3 (2 as James Varga and 1 as Darth Varga), LOW Realm Championship (as Deimos), UWF Insert-Name-Here Championship, UWF North American Championship, UWF Television Championship, UWF Tag Team Championship (with Killer Dude), UWF Jobber Champion, GHW Undisputed Championship, GHW Television Championship, GHW Hardcore Championship, GHW International Championship, GHW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), FEW World Championship x2, FEW Tag Team Championship x2 (with Misty Mountains and Fast Eddie), FEW North American Championship, IWA World Championship, WAPW Global Championship, WAPW Weapons Championship, XFnW Hardcore Championship x2, XFnW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), USWF2k4 World Championship, USWF 2k4 Crossova Championship, USWF2k4 Patriotic Championship, USWF 2k4 International Champion, KEF Intercontinental Championship, XFW World Championship, XFW Suicide Championship, WWE Intercontinental Championship, HWA Cruiserweight Championship, and CCW Prime Time Championship - Total: 37<br /> <br /> Varga explains his 'bizarre' new strategy:<br /> "However, you do bring up a good point. I think everyone hates me. Well, that's not what I want. I want everyone to hate me. That's part of my strategy. What happens to the guy who everybody hates and nobody thinks can win?<br /> <br /> Are you going to be more worried about him or more worried about someone like yourself?<br /> <br /> Think about it... *grins deviously*"<br /> <br /> Varga explaining his new mindset going into GTT:<br /> "I'm just the instigating villain that everybody hates. That's all I am. I think that I should be the forefront of people's thoughts of all times and I feel that I can be at the forefront of their thoughts better as a bad person than as a good person. To put it in this perspective. Can anyone take pleasure in watching a group of people tear each other apart verbally, psychologically, and emotionally? Well I can and I've been doing it every day since this started up."</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=James_Varga&diff=5464 James Varga 2009-09-15T04:02:09Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Varga has had a long career in wrestling and has competed in various organizations. Most fans and wrestlers consider him to be somewhat crazy or eccentric. He has recently developed a bizarre strategy of making himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first in wrestling to intentionally lose matches and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers, bookers, and other wrestling personalitis. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lies about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, James is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.<br /> <br /> Career Overall Record:<br /> Singles: 70-54-4<br /> Tag Team: 22-12-0<br /> PPV: 21-14-1<br /> Main Event: 14-10-0<br /> Cluster: 10-17<br /> Total: 102-83-5<br /> <br /> Career Championship History:<br /> TEAM Free For All Championship, TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship (with Otaku), GLOBAL Platinum Championship x3 (2 as James Varga and 1 as Darth Varga), LOW Realm Championship (as Deimos), UWF Insert-Name-Here Championship, UWF North American Championship, UWF Television Championship, UWF Tag Team Championship (with Killer Dude), UWF Jobber Champion, GHW Undisputed Championship, GHW Television Championship, GHW Hardcore Championship, GHW International Championship, GHW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), FEW World Championship x2, FEW Tag Team Championship x2 (with Misty Mountains and Fast Eddie), FEW North American Championship, IWA World Championship, WAPW Global Championship, WAPW Weapons Championship, XFnW Hardcore Championship x2, XFnW World Tag Team Championship (with Jon Collingwood), USWF2k4 World Championship, USWF 2k4 Crossova Championship, USWF2k4 Patriotic Championship, USWF 2k4 International Champion, KEF Intercontinental Championship, XFW World Championship, XFW Suicide Championship, WWE Intercontinental Championship, HWA Cruiserweight Championship, and CCW Prime Time Championship - Total: 37</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Rick_Malloy&diff=5108 Rick Malloy 2009-04-30T06:26:01Z

<p>James Varga: Created page with 'Rick Malloy is a wrestler competing in Just Wresling and Sin City Championship Wrestling. His character has gone in a completely different direction than how he started. '''Just...'</p> <hr /> <div>Rick Malloy is a wrestler competing in Just Wresling and Sin City Championship Wrestling. His character has gone in a completely different direction than how he started.<br /> <br /> '''Just Wrestling'''<br /> Malloy debuted as a wrestler who had stories taking place in the past, present, and future nightmare dystopia of 2012 in which the US was a totalitarian nation run by Hillary Clinton. However, after the first tour, his character went into an entirely different direction. Malloy, after a year of constantly being on the road, has gradually gone insane and grown out a beard. Hr also has dreams of fighting mystical creatures and getting killed by or fighting creatures representing other roster members. His wild font style was radically different than anyone else on the roster. He also is now known to sleep with random women on the road which is the only thing keeping his humanity, thinks that every day is exactly the same, and everything on the road has become a giant blur.<br /> <br /> '''SCCW'''<br /> Malloy appeared after Ash Plato was jumped by the goons of Biff Busey of NFW whose offer to join his stable was refused by Ash. Malloy made the save and, in an interview in which he was rather out of it and gave one word answers, revealed that Ash was too injured to compete and that he would be replacing him on the SCCW roster. The next week he unleashed his first rap upon the SCCW universe and completely blew everyone's minds. Well, not really but he did win a battle royal. The next week he defeated Austin King to gain number one contendership for Legion's LiveWire Championship. He and Legion had a run in the week before where Malloy thought Legion was "a black guy" and Legion gave Malloy a task to find out dirt on Desade.<br /> <br /> '''Career Match History'''<br /> ''jW''<br /> <br /> ''SCCW''</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=The_Varga_Family&diff=4377 The Varga Family 2009-01-16T02:20:28Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==The Varga Family==<br /> According to James Varga, he has HUNDREDS of family members. Here is a short list of some of them:<br /> Varga Varga - the only pure Varga<br><br /> "Big" Dicked Varga<br><br /> Santino Varga<br><br /> Fernando Hernandez Martinez Dominguez Varga<br><br /> Koko B. Varga<br><br /> Hulk Varga<br><br /> "Macho Man" Randy Varga <br><br /> The Ultimate Varga <br><br /> The Vargtie <br><br /> Chewbacca Varga <br><br /> Buh-Buh Ray Varga <br><br /> D-Von Varga <br><br /> Honky Tonk Varga <br><br /> Santino Varga and Beth Vargix, Vargarella<br><br /> The UnderVarga <br><br /> GoldVarga <br><br /> Rey MysVarga <br><br /> YokoVarga <br><br /> Varga B. Ware <br><br /> Bad News Varga <br><br /> James "The Hitman" Varga <br><br /> Jim "The Anvil" Varga <br><br /> Owen "The Rocket" Varga <br><br /> The British Vardog <br><br /> The Dynamite Varga <br><br /> Ultimo Varga <br><br /> Varga Mask <br><br /> Sheik Abdul Varga <br><br /> The Varga City Machine Guns <br><br /> Dusty Varga <br><br /> Cody Varga <br><br /> "Million Dollar Man" Ted Varga <br><br /> Ted Varga Jr. <br><br /> Sim Varga <br><br /> Randy Varga <br><br /> Dave Vargtista <br><br /> Varga H <br><br /> HBVarga <br><br /> HIVarga <br><br /> "Hacksaw" Jim Varga<br><br /> "Dangerous" Danny Varga<br><br /> Mickie Varga <br><br /> Lance Varga <br><br /> Trevor Varga <br><br /> THE Brian Varga <br><br /> Rick "The Model" Varga <br><br /> Marty Varga and Shawn Varga, The Vockers <br><br /> Arn Varga and Tully Varga, The Vargbusters <br><br /> "Nature Boy" Ric Varga<br><br /> Ving <br><br /> Kurt Varga <br><br /> Kevin Varga and Scott Varga, The OutVargas <br><br /> Oid Varga<br><br /> "The Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Varga <br><br /> Mike Rovarga<br><br /> Irwin R. Varga <br><br /> Montel Vontavious Varga <br><br /> Papa Varga <br><br /> The Vargfather <br><br /> The GodVarga<br><br /> Jeff Varga <br /> Matt Varga <br /> Hurricane Varga <br /> "The World's Strangest Varga" Mark Varga <br /> Tony Varga <br /> UmVarga <br /> Rene Varga <br /> Sylvan Varga <br /> Robert Varga <br /> Johnny DeVarga <br /> Sonjay Varga <br /> Black Vargchismo <br /> SoCal Varga <br /> Mike TeVarga <br /> Tank Varga <br /> Brutus "The Varga" Vargcake <br /> The Vargmaster <br /> Jake "The Snake" Varga <br /> "Ravishing" Rick Varga <br /> The Road Varga <br /> "Bad Ass" Billy Varga <br /> Rock-a-Varga <br /> X-Varga <br /> D-Lo Varga <br /> Justin Vargable <br /> V-Train <br /> John Bradshaw Varga <br /> Chris Vargoit <br /> Eddie Vargero <br /> Chris Vargacho <br /> Dean Mavarga<br /> The Iron Varga <br /> Nikita Vargoff <br /> Boris Vargov <br /> Val Varga <br /> Vroz<br /> Vax and Vash, Vargolition <br /> Vawk and Vargamal, The Road Vargas <br /> Big John Varga <br /> Andre the Varga. <br /> Bobby "The Brain" Varga <br /> The greatest jobber of all time... The Brooklyn Varga <br /> Barry Vargowitz <br /> Savio Varga <br /> Big Daddy Varga <br /> Big Van Varga <br /> The Great Varga <br /> The Big Varga</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=The_Varga_Family&diff=4376 The Varga Family 2009-01-16T02:17:05Z

<p>James Varga: /* The Varga Family */</p> <hr /> <div>==The Varga Family==<br /> According to James Varga, he has HUNDREDS of family members. Here is a short list of some of them:<br /> Varga Varga - the only pure Varga<br><br /> "Big" Dicked Varga<br><br /> Santino Varga<br><br /> Fernando Hernandez Martinez Dominguez Varga<br><br /> Koko B. Varga<br><br /> Hulk Varga <br /> "Macho Man" Randy Varga <br /> The Ultimate Varga <br /> The Vargtie <br /> Chewbacca Varga <br /> Buh-Buh Ray Varga <br /> D-Von Varga <br /> Honky Tonk Varga <br /> Santino Varga and Beth Vargix, Vargarella<br /> The UnderVarga <br /> GoldVarga <br /> Rey MysVarga <br /> YokoVarga <br /> Varga B. Ware <br /> Bad News Varga <br /> James "The Hitman" Varga <br /> Jim "The Anvil" Varga <br /> Owen "The Rocket" Varga <br /> The British Vardog <br /> The Dynamite Varga <br /> Ultimo Varga <br /> Varga Mask <br /> Sheik Abdul Varga <br /> The Varga City Machine Guns <br /> Dusty Varga <br /> Cody Varga <br /> "Million Dollar Man" Ted Varga <br /> Ted Varga Jr. <br /> Sim Varga <br /> Randy Varga <br /> Dave Vargtista <br /> Varga H <br /> HBVarga <br /> HIVarga <br /> "Hacksaw" Jim Varga<br /> "Dangerous" Danny Varga<br /> Mickie Varga <br /> Lance Varga <br /> Trevor Varga <br /> THE Brian Varga <br /> Rick "The Model" Varga <br /> Marty Varga and Shawn Varga, The Vockers <br /> Arn Varga <br /> Tully Varga <br /> "Nature Boy" Ric Varga<br /> Ving <br /> Kurt Varga <br /> Kevin Varga and Scott Varga, The OutVargas <br /> Oid Varga<br /> "The Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Varga <br /> Mike Rovarga<br /> Irwin R. Varga <br /> Montel Vontavious Varga <br /> Papa Varga <br /> The Vargfather <br /> The GodVarga<br /> Jeff Varga <br /> Matt Varga <br /> Hurricane Varga <br /> "The World's Strangest Varga" Mark Varga <br /> Tony Varga <br /> UmVarga <br /> Rene Varga <br /> Sylvan Varga <br /> Robert Varga <br /> Johnny DeVarga <br /> Sonjay Varga <br /> Black Vargchismo <br /> SoCal Varga <br /> Mike TeVarga <br /> Tank Varga <br /> Brutus "The Varga" Vargcake <br /> The Vargmaster <br /> Jake "The Snake" Varga <br /> "Ravishing" Rick Varga <br /> The Road Varga <br /> "Bad Ass" Billy Varga <br /> Rock-a-Varga <br /> X-Varga <br /> D-Lo Varga <br /> Justin Vargable <br /> V-Train <br /> John Bradshaw Varga <br /> Chris Vargoit <br /> Eddie Vargero <br /> Chris Vargacho <br /> Dean Mavarga<br /> The Iron Varga <br /> Nikita Vargoff <br /> Boris Vargov <br /> Val Varga <br /> Vroz<br /> Vax and Vash, Vargolition <br /> Vawk and Vargamal, The Road Vargas <br /> Big John Varga <br /> Andre the Varga. <br /> Bobby "The Brain" Varga <br /> The greatest jobber of all time... The Brooklyn Varga <br /> Barry Vargowitz <br /> Savio Varga <br /> Big Daddy Varga <br /> Big Van Varga <br /> The Great Varga <br /> The Big Varga</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=The_Varga_Family&diff=4375 The Varga Family 2009-01-16T02:03:18Z

<p>James Varga: New page: ==The Varga Family== According to James Varga, he has HUNDREDS of family members. Here is a short list of some of them: Varga Varga - the only pure Varga<br> "Big" Dicked Varga<br> Santino...</p> <hr /> <div>==The Varga Family==<br /> According to James Varga, he has HUNDREDS of family members. Here is a short list of some of them:<br /> Varga Varga - the only pure Varga<br><br /> "Big" Dicked Varga<br><br /> Santino Varga<br><br /> Fernando Hernandez Martinez Dominguez Varga<br><br /> Koko B. Varga<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4186 Ash 2009-01-01T22:28:59Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==Ash==<br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction especially after the death of his fiance Jessica, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I [http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> III...coming next IG round<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Todd Stevenson<br><br /> Lt. Kane Plato - Ash's brother and the only person who knows that he is really the Judge.<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. Wants Judge dead because he takes all the publicity away from the criminals in Vegas. First appearance: I[http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - A sociopathic lunnatic who has no idea who he is. Violent, has homicidal tendencies, and is basically against everyone both good and bad. If they have a plan, he will try to make it blow up in their face and create chaos and anarchy. May or may not be pro wrestler and Vegas resident James Varga. Rumors would lean toward the negative on that. First appearance: 1 [http://epw.e-wrestling.org/promos/view.php?id=432]<br><br /> Hamburglar - A disgruntled former McDonald’s executive to the Western Region named Roger Smith. Ever since he was fired months earlier after having a nervous breakdown in the workplace, Roger has taken on a new identity to get back at his employer. He is now a masked criminal named the Hamburglar. First appearance: III<br><br /> Urban Decay - a roving band of anarchist teenagers whose main territory is in the central part of town<br><br /> the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> ==Moves List==<br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br><br /> <br /> Moves: <br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4185 Ash 2009-01-01T22:28:28Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==Ash==<br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction especially after the death of his fiance Jessica, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I [http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> III...coming next IG round<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Todd Stevenson<br><br /> Lt. Kane Plato - Ash's brother and the only person who knows that he is really the Judge.<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. Wants Judge dead because he takes all the publicity away from the criminals in Vegas. First appearance: I[http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - A sociopathic lunnatic who has no idea who he is. Violent, has homicidal tendencies, and is basically against everyone both good and bad. If they have a plan, he will try to make it blow up in their face and create chaos and anarchy. May or may not be pro wrestler and Vegas resident James Varga. Rumors would lean toward the negative on that. First appearance: 1 [http://epw.e-wrestling.org/promos/view.php?id=432]<br><br /> Hamburglar - A disgruntled former McDonald’s executive to the Western Region named Roger Smith. Ever since he was fired months earlier after having a nervous breakdown in the workplace, Roger has taken on a new identity to get back at his employer. He is now a masked criminal named the Hamburglar. First appearance: III <br /> Urban Decay - a roving band of anarchist teenagers whose main territory is in the central part of town<br><br /> the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> ==Moves List==<br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br><br /> <br /> Moves: <br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4174 Ash 2008-12-25T08:21:25Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==Ash==<br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction especially after the death of his fiance Jessica, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I [http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> III...coming next IG round<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. First appearance: I[http://prime.e-wrestling.org/forums/index.php?topic=2964.msg31368#new]<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - A sociopathic lunnatic who has no idea who he is. Violent, has homicidal tendencies, and is basically against everyone both good and bad. If they have a plan, he will try to make it blow up in their face and create chaos and anarchy. May or may not be pro wrestler and Vegas resident James Varga. Rumors would lean toward the negative on that. First appearance: 1 [http://epw.e-wrestling.org/promos/view.php?id=432]<br><br /> Urban Decay - a roving band of anarchist teenagers whose main territory is in the central part of town<br><br /> the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> ==Moves List==<br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br><br /> <br /> Moves: <br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4141 Ash 2008-12-20T19:56:39Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==Ash==<br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. First appearance: I<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - A sociopathic lunnatic who has no idea who he is. Violent, has homicidal tendencies, and is basically against everyone both good and bad. If they have a plan, he will try to make it blow up in their face and create chaos and anarchy. May or may not be pro wrestler and Vegas resident James Varga. Rumors would lean toward the negative on that. First appearance: 1 [http://epw.e-wrestling.org/promos/view.php?id=432]<br><br /> Urban Decay - a roving band of anrachist teenagers<br><br /> the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4140 Ash 2008-12-20T19:53:49Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>==Ash==<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. First appearance: I<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - [http://epw.e-wrestling.org/promos/view.php?id=432]<br><br /> Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4139 Ash 2008-12-20T19:50:40Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> ==Promo History==<br /> I<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies and Enemies==<br /> Allies:<br><br /> Various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies:<br><br /> Rick Roll - Master criminal who "Rick Rolls" his victims. He plays off like a sympathatic person or crime victim before doing so. Is a top priority criminal for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Is revealed to be Ash's best friend Todd in I. First appearance: I<br><br /> Pilgrim - A giant, psychotic Native American male prison escapee in a Pilgrim outfit who "harvests" his victims bodies. Uses hatchets, axes, and other assorted weapons on his victims. First appearance: II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> Amnesia - <br /> Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4117 Ash 2008-12-18T19:00:50Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Promo History:<br><br /> I<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4116 Ash 2008-12-18T19:00:35Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Promo History:<br /> I<br><br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br><br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4115 Ash 2008-12-18T19:00:04Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Entrance Music: Faces by Orgy<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas Valley Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Orgy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Promo History:<br /> I<br /> II [http://just.supremepixels.com/forums/index.php?topic=252.0]<br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=4016 Ash 2008-12-05T02:46:49Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas/Mos Eisley Dystopian Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artist, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> Favorite Musical Artists: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Staind, Isis, the Red Sparrowes, Pelican, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Coldplay, Nirvana, People in Planes, Interpol, The Killers, A Girl Called Eddy, Incubus, the Bravery, The Shins<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=3999 Ash 2008-12-01T00:23:16Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas/Mos Eisley Dystopian Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artisit, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well and someone close to him died. For months he was distraught and depressed, having no direction, but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=3994 Ash 2008-11-27T21:27:22Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br><br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br><br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br><br /> Height: 6'1<br><br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br><br /> Hometown: Las Vegas/Mos Eisley Dystopian Metroplex<br><br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br><br /> Occupation: Visual Artisit, Political Activist, Vigilante<br><br /> <br><br /> Bio:<br><br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br><br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br><br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br><br /> Neutral: Police<br><br /> <br /> Finisher:<br><br /> Dystopian Dream<br><br /> Description:<br><br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Ash&diff=3993 Ash 2008-11-27T21:24:52Z

<p>James Varga: New page: Ash Real Name: Ash Plato Alter Ego: Judge Height: 6'1 Weight: 225 lbs. Hometown: Las Vegas/Mos Eisley Metroplex Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot ...</p> <hr /> <div>Ash<br /> <br /> Real Name: Ash Plato<br /> Alter Ego: Judge<br /> Height: 6'1<br /> Weight: 225 lbs.<br /> Hometown: Las Vegas/Mos Eisley Metroplex<br /> Political Views: a self described "Free Thinker that the government cannot control with their lies or propaganda"<br /> Occupation: Visual Artisit, Political Activist, Vigilante<br /> <br /> Bio:<br /> Born and raised in Las Vegas, Ash grew up in a wild climate. Las Vegas was and still is out of control. The multinational gaming conglomerates, mega corporations, roving gangs of thugs, and utter lawlessness of the citizenry made it a harsh environment for any child to grow up in. During his tumultuous teenage years, Ash found release in the arts. His sculptures, paintings, and writings were a release for him. However he withdrew and became more anti-social then he was in the past. After graduating from high school, it was all too much for Ash. He got into political activism and may be considered an anarchist with his actions. The crime rate in his neighborhood was out of control as well but Ash was inspired by the movie Dark Knight and at nights he becomes the vigilante anti-hero known as Judge. In his all black attire, Judge judges the criminals he catches by either leaving them for the cops (minor crimes) or by killing them (more severe crimes). However he is not a hero at all. He has been known to take the money or other items that the criminals have stolen to keep for himself. The cops are not happy at all over his actions so he is also a wanted criminal for the murders he has caused from his "judging."<br /> <br /> Allies: various friends and associates in the daytime as Ash<br /> Enemies: Pilgrim, Amnesia, Rick Roll, Urban Decay (a roving band of anrachist teenagers), the Mayor, various multinational gaming corporations, Government<br /> Neutral: Police<br /> <br /> Finisher:<br /> Dystopian Dream<br /> Description:<br /> Cobra Clutch Suplex</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3970 Church of the Unholy 2008-11-13T07:10:48Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>'''History''': The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> '''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM<br /> '''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW<br /> <br /> The Church Leadership Council (the core leadership of the organization) consists of Dr. Acula (leader), the Horny Mathematician (second in command), Darth Varga (commander of military forces), Wolfen, and C.G. Murder<br /> <br /> '''Current Members:''' <br /> James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)<br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> Hockey Mask Killer<br /> The Evil Bong<br /> <br /> '''Former and/or Incarcerated members:'''<br /> James Varga (singles) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> '''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -<br /> '''The Lounge Lizards''' - this clique's membership consists of Darth Varga (leader), Wolfen, Dr. Giggles, Magnifico the Murderous Midget, CHUD, the Goofies, Big Tony, Squideon, and the Horny Zombie. This group got their name by sitting around all day drinking, getting high, or both and making fun of television shows, other Church members (especially top leadership), and other various subjects instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing.<br /> '''Team Anal''' - the main Church leadership duo Dr. Acula and the Horny Mathematician lead this clique with most of the Church's members especially the ones who are real suck ups to the bosses, most notably the Unholy Priests<br /> '''Kill Krew''' - this clique is led by C.G. Murder and consists of all the psychotic murderers who kill for fun every night<br /> <br /> '''Alliances:'''<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> The Army of King Bowser<br /> <br /> '''Enemies:'''<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> '''Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:'''<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> '''Unholy World Tour:'''<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> '''PTC Events:'''<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50<br /> <br /> '''TEAM Events:'''<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> '''Church UNHOLY Facts:'''<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> [www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy]</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3964 Church of the Unholy 2008-11-11T02:06:35Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>'''History''': The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> '''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM<br /> '''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW<br /> <br /> The Church Leadership Council (the core leadership of the organization) consists of Dr. Acula (leader), the Horny Mathematician (second in command), Darth Varga (commander of military forces), Wolfen, and C.G. Murder<br /> <br /> '''Current Members:''' <br /> James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)<br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> Hockey Mask Killer<br /> The Evil Bong<br /> <br /> '''Former and/or Incarcerated members:'''<br /> James Varga (singles) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> '''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -<br /> '''The Lounge Lizards''' - this clique's membership consists of Darth Varga (leader), Wolfen, Dr. Giggles, Magnifico the Murderous Midget, the Goofies, Big Tony, Squideon, and the Horny Zombie. This group got their name by sitting around all day drinking, getting high, or both and making fun of television shows, other Church members (especially top leadership), and other various subjects instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing.<br /> '''Team Anal'''<br /> '''Kill Krew'''<br /> <br /> '''Alliances:'''<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> The Army of King Bowser<br /> <br /> '''Enemies:'''<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> '''Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:'''<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> '''Unholy World Tour:'''<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> '''PTC Events:'''<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50<br /> <br /> '''TEAM Events:'''<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> '''Church UNHOLY Facts:'''<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> [www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy]</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3963 Church of the Unholy 2008-11-11T02:00:33Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>'''History''': The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> '''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM<br /> '''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW<br /> <br /> '''Current Members:''' <br /> James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)<br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> Hockey Mask Killer<br /> The Evil Bong<br /> <br /> '''Former and/or Incarcerated members:'''<br /> James Varga (singles) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> '''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -<br /> '''The Lounge Lizards'''<br /> '''Team Anal'''<br /> '''Kill Krew'''<br /> <br /> '''Alliances:'''<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> The Army of King Bowser<br /> <br /> '''Enemies:'''<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> '''Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:'''<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> '''Unholy World Tour:'''<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> '''PTC Events:'''<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50<br /> <br /> '''TEAM Events:'''<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> '''Church UNHOLY Facts:'''<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> [www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy]</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3943 Church of the Unholy 2008-11-02T23:55:14Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>'''History''': The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> '''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM<br /> '''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW<br /> <br /> '''Current Members:''' <br /> James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)<br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> Hockey Mask Killer<br /> The Evil Bong<br /> <br /> '''Former and/or Incarcerated members:'''<br /> James Varga (singles) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> '''Alliances:'''<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> The Army of King Bowser<br /> <br /> '''Enemies:'''<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> '''Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:'''<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> '''Unholy World Tour:'''<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> '''PTC Events:'''<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50<br /> <br /> '''TEAM Events:'''<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> '''Church UNHOLY Facts:'''<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> [www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy]</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3735 Church of the Unholy 2008-09-28T00:06:14Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>History: The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> Current Members: <br /> James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)<br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> Hockey Mask Killer<br /> The Evil Bong<br /> <br /> Former and/or Incarcerated members:<br /> James Varga (singles) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> Alliances:<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> The Army of King Bowser<br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> Unholy World Tour:<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> PTC Events:<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50<br /> <br /> TEAM Events:<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> Church UNHOLY Facts:<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&diff=3630 Church of the Unholy 2008-09-18T02:23:51Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>History: The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!<br /> <br /> But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.<br /> <br /> Current Members: <br /> Space Condom Monster of Death<br /> Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)<br /> Horny Mathematician<br /> Wolfen (a werewolf who hates all no furs especially vampires and humans)<br /> Dr. Acula<br /> Dr. Giggles (Just Wrestling, an schizophrenic doctor with a taste for the macabre)<br /> Magnifico the Murderous Midget (non-wrestling, manager of Dr. Giggles, escaped from the asylum with Dr. Giggles)<br /> Masked Halloween Psycho Killer<br /> Igor (Horny Mathematician's lab assistant) <br /> CHUD<br /> Cthulu<br /> Big Tony<br /> The Giant Sperm<br /> Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) <br /> Belial (demon, the Prince of Northern Hell) <br /> Grave Digger (a being from another dimension, a dark realm of death and chaos) <br /> The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) <br /> Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) <br /> Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) <br /> Ninjas of Doom, Darth Varga’s ninja army<br /> The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)<br /> Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) <br /> Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) <br /> Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) <br /> Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) <br /> Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) <br /> Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) <br /> Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) <br /> Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) <br /> Unholy Priests (non-wrestling, worshippers of Tioneb who preach his doctrine to the masses)<br /> Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) <br /> Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) <br /> Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) <br /> Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) <br /> Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself, escaped from jail) <br /> Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) <br /> Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)<br /> Goofies (non-wrestling, ‘evil’ minions from here who are related to the Ghoulies, more intelligent but more goofy than scary)<br /> Giant Man-eating Vagina of Pain<br /> Giant Sheep Monsters (non-wrestling)<br /> Shark People (non-wrestling)<br /> Flying Monkeys (non-wrestling, base defense)<br /> Tioneb Hate Guru (non-wrestling, spiritual advisor on hatred)<br /> Bear Man (non-wrestling)<br /> Cow Man<br /> Worm Man<br /> Moose Man<br /> Deer Man<br /> Giant Octopus<br /> Giant Chickens<br /> Gremlins<br /> Inbred Cannibals<br /> Giant Rat/Hairless Rat Babies<br /> Plant monsters<br /> Deformed Freak Creatures<br /> Stay Puft Marshmallow Man<br /> The Devourer of Worlds (a giant planet-eating fetus baby of death)<br /> Robot Zombies<br /> Undead Wildlfe<br /> The Asshole from Hell (a giant asshole that shoots lava)<br /> Ghosts of the Unholy<br /> (a giant penis that opens a wormhole to another dimension)<br /> (a giant head on a stick that eats things)<br /> Footloose Robots of Death<br /> Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab <br /> F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab<br /> Zombie Tripods (part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads)<br /> Millipede (assassin)<br /> Dumpster Man<br /> Propellerhead<br /> Hamster Man<br /> Lobster Man<br /> Crab Man<br /> Bizarro Freak<br /> Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals<br /> Squideon/Naked Squideon<br /> Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe/Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding<br /> Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings<br /> Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares<br /> The Used Car Salesman<br /> One-Armed Bandit<br /> Creature from Beyond Space<br /> The Underpants Monster (a monster who steals underwear<br /> Nookie Monster (non-wrestling, a monster who only wants to steal nookie from women)<br /> Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies<br /> Giant Spider<br /> Fatass<br /> Super Fatass<br /> Mutated Sharks<br /> Humanoids from the Deep<br /> Oil Slick Blob Creature<br /> Waterlogged Zombies<br /> <br /> Former and/or Incarcerated members:<br /> James Varga (promoter) <br /> AXEL Action (singles/MIA) <br /> Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)<br /> Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) <br /> Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) <br /> Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) <br /> Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) <br /> Midget Varga (non-wrestling) <br /> Midget Action (non-wrestling) <br /> Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) <br /> Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) <br /> <br /> Alliances:<br /> Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)<br /> Decepticons<br /> Galactic Empire<br /> Alliance Of Monsters<br /> Brotherhood of Evil Creatures<br /> Hades Corporation<br /> The Dictator/Russian Federation<br /> The Dictator’s Assassins (The Misogynist, Pufferfish, Raptor)<br /> Groundhog Men (evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth)<br /> Straightor (he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia)<br /> Netherrealm Kingdom<br /> Chaos Dimension<br /> Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)<br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> United States Government<br /> United Nations<br /> NATO<br /> People’s Republic of China<br /> Italy<br /> France<br /> Vatican City<br /> The Fishermen (Aquadude, Fish Boy, Beach Girl, Surf Man, Doctor Libido, Water Woman, Espionage, Professor S)<br /> Nerdy Afro Guy<br /> Koala Man and Kangaroo Kid<br /> Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean<br /> The Hulk Family (Cave Hulk, Hobo Hulk, Sombrero Hulk, Inbred Hulk, Cyclops Hulk, Construction Hulk, Fast Food Hulk, Gay Hulk, Bondage Hulk, Prehistoric Hulk, Prehistoric Cave Hulk, Macho Hulk. Stoner Hulk, Incest Hulk, Blue Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Green Hulk (member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia), The Hulk (member of the Jedi Order), Inbred Hulk, and Shaman Hulk)<br /> Swordman<br /> The Oid<br /> Prince of Shrooms and the Shroom Nation<br /> Porno Yoda, a green painted midget porn star<br /> Green Peace<br /> Hermit the Crab<br /> Red Panda (a mysterious man from China)<br /> Gaylord of the Universe (he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, now is on the run yet again)<br /> Fluffy (Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger)<br /> Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)<br /> <br /> Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:<br /> Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.<br /> Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature<br /> <br /> Unholy World Tour:<br /> The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008<br /> <br /> PTC Events:<br /> Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost<br /> James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost<br /> The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49<br /> <br /> TEAM Events:<br /> Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008<br /> Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship<br /> <br /> Church UNHOLY Facts:<br /> 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.<br /> 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.<br /> 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.<br /> 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.<br /> 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.<br /> 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies."<br /> 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5.<br /> 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang.<br /> 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.<br /> 11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.<br /> 12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James's mom.<br /> 13. Evil James' picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL's mom.<br /> 14. What Evil James doesn't know is that AXEL's mom has VD.<br /> 15. What Axel doesn't realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.<br /> 16. What Evil James doesn't know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL's mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.<br /> 17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.<br /> 18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb's illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?<br /> 19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.<br /> 20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.<br /> 21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.<br /> 22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don't know what... YET.<br /> 23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of "Fools Rush In." He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.<br /> 24. Varga "claims" to have visions of the future. He says of these "visions" that "after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type."<br /> 25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.<br /> 26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They're real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.<br /> 27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.<br /> 28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.<br /> 29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance', and the woman he stole hasn't thought twice about it.<br /> 30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.<br /> 31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she's pregnant with her fiance's kid, yet she's still all up on AXEL's nuts.<br /> 32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is "more unholy than Barrack Obama" whom he also claims is Nostradamus' Third Antichrist.<br /> 33. Evil James claims the most "unholy" movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from "The Graduate" because "I marked out when he kicked his chick's family's ass with a giant cross."<br /> 34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.<br /> 35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.<br /> 36. Evil James' favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.<br /> 37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that's what he thinks.<br /> 38. Evil James thinks that the movie 'John Rambo' is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.<br /> 39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.<br /> 40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath's gay lover.<br /> 41. At least AXEL can get laid.<br /> 42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.<br /> 43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.<br /> 44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a "humanoid subcreature" so the aforementioned statement he made is true.<br /> 45. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. But that doesn't apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.<br /> 46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.<br /> 47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn't be so picky, because he's an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can't be choosers.<br /> 48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL's lovers have vaginas.<br /> 49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, "Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL's statement is, indeed, correct."<br /> 50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It's a title that he proudly upholds.<br /> 51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.<br /> 52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.<br /> 53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."<br /> 54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.<br /> 55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.<br /> Official Myspace Page:<br /> www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Amnesia&diff=3490 Amnesia 2008-08-13T06:46:34Z

<p>James Varga: New page: An EPW superstar who very little is known about. The only information on him comes from the following news story: "Las Vegas, NV - Police in Las Vegas are searching for the criminal known...</p> <hr /> <div>An EPW superstar who very little is known about. The only information on him comes from the following news story:<br /> <br /> "Las Vegas, NV - Police in Las Vegas are searching for the criminal known simply as Amnesia. No one knows who he really is. However, most people say he resembles missing wrestler James Varga. There are multiple homicides in the Las Vegas valley he is wanted for questioning about. These homicides involve the murders of security guards, police officers, and various criminals. He is also wanted for questioning about the shocking murder of the Las Vegas police chief. If you see this man, call the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department if you have any information about this criminal."</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3257 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-06T02:21:36Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Characters<br /> | Character=Koopa Troopa<br /> | Image=<br /> | First=NFW Charlotte Brawl<br /> | Last=NFW Crash 46 (coming soon)<br /> | Feds=New Frontier Wrestling<br /> | Age=???<br /> | birthplace=Koopa Village, Mushroom Kingdom<br /> | Finisher=Shell Shock, Shell Spear<br /> | Style=High Flyer<br /> | championships=Worst Wrestler Ever (as voted by the People Who Want the Koopa Dead Society of the World)<br /> | handler=James Varga<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies/Enemies==<br /> <br /> Allies:<br /> Dry Bones, Goomba, and other minions of King Bowser's Army<br><br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> James Varga, Mario, Luigi, Chester Cheeseburger, Craig Miles, Legion, Kin Hiroshi, and his greatest foe, Reality<br><br /> <br /> <br /> ===Career History===<br /> <br /> <br /> ===New Frontier Wrestling (NFW)===<br /> <br /> NFW Charlotte Brawl - attacked by Codemaster after attacking James Varga during his tag match, later lost the Koopa on a Pole Stampede match (eventually won by Cameron Cruise) after Chester Cheeseburger, Codemaster, and Craig Miles teamed up to knock his shell off and eliminate him from the match<br><br /> <br /> NFW Record: 0-1-0<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3256 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-06T02:21:12Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Characters<br /> | Character=Koopa Troopa<br /> | Image=<br /> | First=NFW Charlotte Brawl<br /> | Last=NFW Crash 46 (coming soon)<br /> | Feds=New Frontier Wrestling<br /> | Age=???<br /> | Birthplace=Koopa Village, Mushroom Kingdom<br /> | Finisher=Shell Shock, Shell Spear<br /> | Style=High Flyer<br /> | Championships=Worst Wrestler Ever (as voted by the People Who Want the Koopa Dead Society of the World)<br /> | Handler=James Varga<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies/Enemies==<br /> <br /> Allies:<br /> Dry Bones, Goomba, and other minions of King Bowser's Army<br><br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> James Varga, Mario, Luigi, Chester Cheeseburger, Craig Miles, Legion, Kin Hiroshi, and his greatest foe, Reality<br><br /> <br /> <br /> ===Career History===<br /> <br /> <br /> ===New Frontier Wrestling (NFW)===<br /> <br /> NFW Charlotte Brawl - attacked by Codemaster after attacking James Varga during his tag match, later lost the Koopa on a Pole Stampede match (eventually won by Cameron Cruise) after Chester Cheeseburger, Codemaster, and Craig Miles teamed up to knock his shell off and eliminate him from the match<br><br /> <br /> NFW Record: 0-1-0<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=New_Frontier_Wrestling&diff=3255 New Frontier Wrestling 2008-08-06T02:14:40Z

<p>James Varga: /* Hall of Fame/Roster/Wrestler List? */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Company<br /> |type= FREEform<br /> |name=New Frontier Wrestling<br /> |logo=[[Image:RevolutionFWCoranto.gif|132px]]<br /> |foundation= May 31, 2000<br /> |location=New York City, New York<br /> |key_people=<b>[[Craig Miles]]</b>, El Generalissimo<br><b>[[Eddie Mayfield]]</b>, El Presidente<br><b>Fiona Love</b>, Global Media & Marketing Executive<br><b>JK/JN</b>, Senior Writers<br /> |programming=[[Crash TV!]]<BR>[[SUPERCrash]]<BR>[[NFW Brawl]]<br /> |revenue=$420 million USD<br /> |operating_income=$42.0 million USD<br /> |net_income=$210.0 million USD<br /> |num_employees=419 (June 2008, including wrestlers, interns & street team)<br /> |homepage=[http://www.nfw.fwrestling.com/ Official Site]<br />[http://fwrestling.com/ TV & Internet Coverage] <br />[http://community.primetimecentral.com/ Promotion Affiliate] <br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Introduction ===<br /> Much like any federation associated with [[FWrestling.com]], [[New Frontier Wrestling]]'s history truly starts in the early 90's on the Prodigy Online service that used to compete against AOL as a primary internet service provider. Prodigy was one of the first organized fantasy wrestling communities that produced many long-standing writers in our federation and other esteemed ones such as CSWA and the fWo.<br /> <br /> In particular importance to NFW would be the UWA, an indy-style fed that paid particular indy-roots homage to Philadelphia wrestling. The UWA ran on the Prodigy Service from 1992-1997 producing a revolutionary style of writing that influences NFW still to this day.<br /> <br /> The UWA was home to many fwrestling.com legends such as Tom Adler, Mike Randalls, Craig Miles, Troy Windham, Avery Prosser, Michael Manson, Shane Southern, Anarky and even had a special appearance by Hornet, once.<br /> <br /> In character, the UWA closed due to financial struggles that were induced by Anne Mystic's kidnapping attempt on UWA's first owner, Avery Everette. Quentin Sullivan (future NFW co-founder) tried to revamp the fed using fresh, young talent and doing away with alot of stars...but it didn't last long.<br /> <br /> Three years passed after UWA's closure, Jamar Nicholas seemingly not interested in the politics FW was running into. Ironically, in 2000 through the magic of the blossoming internet and fantasywrestling.com community -- IMs and emails started getting traded back and forth between himself and some dude named Jon Katz.<br /> <br /> Both agreed on many of the problems that led to Prodigy's demise, and both agreed they'd love to run a fed together. JN, always a fan of JK's Craig Miles character suggested an indy style fed founded by Miles and Sullivan. After about 9,000 different acronyms and league titles brainstormed it was settled.<br /> <br /> [[New Frontier Wrestling]] (NFW) was officially announced to the world on May 31, 2000. Secretly stowed away on nothing, but a Yahoo Groups! message board -- a host of FW.com regulars, UWA veterans and other random applicants (wouldn't be the internet, without that) quickly joined and the journey began.<br /> <br /> === Eras ===<br /> [[NFW V.1]] -- The Indy Years<br><br /> [[NFW V.2]] -- The Ultratitle Years (future entry)<br><br /> [[NFW V.3]] -- The Wrestling Revolution (future entry)<br><br /> <br /> === '''Current Champions''' ===<br /> {| class="wikitable"<br /> !Championship <br /> !Champion(s)<br /> !Won From<br /> !Event<br /> !Venue/City<br /> !Date<br /> |- <br /> | '''[[NFW World Heavyweight Championship]]''' || [[Nova]] || [[Dan Ryan]] || [[Wrestlestock 2]] || Empire Polo Fields: Indio, CA || 4/20/08<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[NFW National Championship]]''' || [[Teresa Quaranta]] || [[Rook Black]] || [[SUPERCrash I: Coronation]] || Rose Garden: Portland, ORE || 2/15/08<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[NFW World Television Championship]]''' || [[Joe the Plumber]] || N/A || [[Wrestlebowl 2]] || Reunion Arena: Dallas, TX || 4/15/07<br /> |-<br /> | '''[[Everette Memorial Titles]]''' || [[Hollywood Wrecking Crew]] || [[The Dream Team]] || [[SUPERCrash I: Coronation]] || Rose Garden: Portland, ORE || 2/15/08<br /> |}<br /> <br /> === Hall of Fame/Roster/Wrestler List? ===<br /> [[Nova]]<br><br /> [[Steve Knox]]<br><br /> [[Hunchblack]]<br><br /> [[Impulse]]<br><br /> [[Koopa Troopa]]<br><br /> [[James Varga]]<br><br /> <br /> === Special Events? ===<br /> <br /> === Defunct Championships? ===<br /> <br /> [[Category:FWCentral Fed]]<br /> <br /> {{PTC Nav}}</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3254 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-06T02:09:47Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Characters<br /> | Character=Koopa Troopa<br /> | Image=[[Image:http://vx8500.rowdyruff.net/media/d/2491-1/KoopaTroopa_005.jpg]]<br /> | First=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Feds=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Age=???<br /> | Birthplace=Koopaville, Mushroom Kingdom<br /> | Finisher=<font color=brown><i></i></font><br /> | Style=All-Arounder<br /> | Championships=Worst Character Ever (as voted by the People Who Want to Kill Koopa Troopa Society of the World) <br /> | Handler=James Varga<br /> | Images=IMAGE CATEGORY NAME IF APPLICABLE}}<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies/Enemies==<br /> <br /> Allies:<br /> Dry Bones, Goomba, and other minions of King Bowser's Army<br><br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> James Varga, Mario, Luigi, Chester Cheeseburger, Craig Miles, Legion, Kin Hiroshi, and his greatest foe, Reality<br><br /> <br /> <br /> ===Career History===<br /> <br /> <br /> ===New Frontier Wrestling (NFW)===<br /> <br /> NFW Charlotte Brawl - attacked by Codemaster after attacking James Varga during his tag match, later lost the Koopa on a Pole Stampede match (eventually won by Cameron Cruise) after Chester Cheeseburger, Codemaster, and Craig Miles teamed up to knock his shell off and eliminate him from the match<br><br /> <br /> NFW Record: 0-1-0<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3253 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-06T02:09:08Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Characters<br /> | Character=Koopa Troopa<br /> | Image=[[Image:http://vx8500.rowdyruff.net/media/d/2491-1/KoopaTroopa_005.jpg]]<br /> | First=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Feds=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Age=???<br /> | Birthplace=<br /> Koopaville, Mushroom Kingdom<br /> | Finisher=<font color=brown><i></i></font><br /> | Style=All-Arounder<br /> | Championships=Worst Character Ever (as voted by the People Who Want to Kill Koopa Troopa Society of the World) <br /> | Handler=James Varga<br /> | Images=IMAGE CATEGORY NAME IF APPLICABLE}}<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies/Enemies==<br /> <br /> Allies:<br /> Dry Bones, Goomba, and other minions of King Bowser's Army<br><br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> James Varga, Mario, Luigi, Chester Cheeseburger, Craig Miles, Legion, Kin Hiroshi, and his greatest foe, Reality<br><br /> <br /> <br /> ===Career History===<br /> <br /> <br /> ===New Frontier Wrestling (NFW)===<br /> <br /> NFW Charlotte Brawl - attacked by Codemaster after attacking James Varga during his tag match, later lost the Koopa on a Pole Stampede match (eventually won by Cameron Cruise) after Chester Cheeseburger, Codemaster, and Craig Miles teamed up to knock his shell off and eliminate him from the match<br><br /> <br /> NFW Record: 0-1-0<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3252 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-06T02:07:25Z

<p>James Varga: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox Characters<br /> | Character=Koopa Troopa<br /> | Image=[[Image:http://vx8500.rowdyruff.net/media/d/2491-1/KoopaTroopa_005.jpg]]<br /> | First=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Feds=New Frontier Wrestling (current)<br /> | Age=???<br /> | Birthplace=Koopaville, Mushroom Kingdom<br /> | Finisher=<font color=brown><i></i></font><br /> | Style=All-Arounder<br /> | Championships=Worst Character Ever (as voted by the People Who Want to Kill Koopa Troopa Society of the World) <br /> | Handler=James<br /> | Images=IMAGE CATEGORY NAME IF APPLICABLE<br /> }}<br /> Koopa Troopa<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> <br /> Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.<br><br /> <br /> ==Allies/Enemies==<br /> <br /> Allies:<br /> Dry Bones, Goomba, and other minions of King Bowser's Army<br><br /> <br /> Enemies:<br /> James Varga, Mario, Luigi, Chester Cheeseburger, Craig Miles, Legion, Kin Hiroshi, and his greatest foe, Reality<br><br /> <br /> <br /> ===Career History===<br /> <br /> <br /> ===New Frontier Wrestling (NFW)===<br /> <br /> NFW Charlotte Brawl - attacked by Codemaster after attacking James Varga during his tag match, later lost the Koopa on a Pole Stampede match (eventually won by Cameron Cruise) after Chester Cheeseburger, Codemaster, and Craig Miles teamed up to knock his shell off and eliminate him from the match<br><br /> <br /> NFW Record: 0-1-0<br></div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Koopa_Troopa&diff=3170 Koopa Troopa 2008-08-05T15:38:16Z

<p>James Varga: New page: Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with ...</p> <hr /> <div>Koopa Troopa is a wrestler from NFW that is a part of the expansive James Varga Universe (that many feel should be imploded). He apparently came out of James Varga's Wii and KO'd him with a Green Turtle Shell. This was the first of many such incidents as creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom invaded the Earthrealm. However, Varga wandered off and they lost him but that didn't stop Koopa from trying to capture him. At the NFW Charlotte Brawl, Koopa was attacked by Codemaster and put on a pole in the Koopa Stampede match where he was "pwned" by Craig Miles and Chester Cheeseburger leading to a confrontation with Cheeseburger at Crash 46.</div>

James Varga https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Slam_Boomsdexter&diff=2941 Slam Boomsdexter 2008-06-18T05:34:50Z

<p>James Varga: New page: Bio: This is the tale of an alcoholic insomniac man with no knowledge of his prior history except for the dreams and nightmares he has when he sleeps at night. He and his nerdy sidekick ...</p> <hr /> <div>Bio: <br /> This is the tale of an alcoholic insomniac man with no knowledge of his prior history except for the dreams and nightmares he has when he sleeps at night.<br /> <br /> He and his nerdy sidekick Joey are being chased by a mysterious cult of some kind that knows who he is.<br /> <br /> However, he and trusted sidekick have been travelling the countrysides around the North American continent in his old time truck to avoid them.<br /> <br /> But no one will ever forget his name. And his name is Slam Boomsdexter.<br /> <br /> Height: 6'3<br /> <br /> Weight: 255 lbs.<br /> <br /> Appearance:<br /> An older looking man with graying hair and a moustache. Wears jeans, a jean jacket, and usually dresses like a drunk, loner mountain man or something along those lines.<br /> <br /> Moveset: <br /> 1. Heart Punch<br /> 2. Kick to Head<br /> 3. Punches<br /> 4. Headbutt<br /> 5. Diving Headbutt<br /> 6. Leg Drop<br /> 7. Drink break<br /> 8. Choke<br /> 9. Elbow Strikes<br /> 10. Various headlocks and wristlocks<br /> <br /> Entrance Theme: <br /> "Alabama Song" by the Doors<br /> <br /> Entrance: <br /> Boomsdexter is so cool, he only comes out drinking a beer with Joey at his side before climbing into the ring for a fight.<br /> <br /> Finisher: Boomsdexter Mobile Away!<br /> <br /> Finisher Description: Texas Tornado Punch<br /> <br /> Home fed(s): Various travelling carnival federations in the Yukon Territories</div>

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