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Banned & Exiled~!

2008-04-29T00:59:42Z

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{{Infobox Characters
| Character=Banned & Exiled~!
| First=Primetime Central Tag Team Tournament
| Last=GCW's WorldWide 84
| Feds=Global Championship Wrestling
| Age=Chris Storm- 29 
Markus Stone- 26
| birthplace=Chris Storm- New York City 
Markus Stone- Oklahoma City
| Finisher=BANNED~! or EXILED~!
| Style=Quick Tags & Dirty Heel Tactics
| championships=GCW Tag Team Champion.
| handler=Bobby & Gerad
| Images=IMAGE CATEGORY NAME IF APPLICABLE
}}

Banned & Exiled~! is an American professional tag team in [[Global Championship Wrestling]] consisting of [[Chris Storm]] (real name, Scott Drake, born November 22 1977) and [[Markus Stone]] (born November 25 1980) best known for their anti-authority style and trouble making. The two returned shortly ago from serving an indefinite suspension following [[WorldWide]] 71 when the two pulled a prank on owner [[Steven Caldera]]. It was their second suspension from the company. They are currently the longest reigning GCW Tag Team Champions, still holding the titles after defending them against the Establishment (Steven Caldera, LeStatt Knight, & Peter Maxwell) on WorldWide 79 in a handicap match. As of now, Steven Caldera is hoping the ex-sumo wrestler Kimbusa can finally dethrone the longest reigning tag team champions, placing him in a match against the five hundred pounder at Rampage. After having passed the longest title reign in GCW, the two now are looking to hold onto the Tag Team titles for over a year straight. If they defeat Kimbusa, they will be guaranteed over one year of being the champions.

== Professional Wrestling Career ==
The true origins of Banned & Exiled~! isn't clearly known, but it is believed they were formed as a joke backstage in WIW after both men were banned from any Primetime Central events. Others claim the two officially began their careers as Banned & Exiled~! during the first and only Primetime Central Tag Team tournament. The two defeated Jade & Lacuna Debris in the first round but Markus Stone had to pull out of the tournament before the start of the second round. Markus was replaced by a wrestler named Sin. Chris and Sin lost to the eventual winners of the tournament, The Phenomenons.

After short stints in various promotions some years later, Markus Stone resurfaced in Global Championship Wrestling. His old partner, Scott Drake, was actively in Legacy of Champions. During the several down periods of LoC, Scott signed a pay-per-appearance contract with Global Championship Wrestling. The deal saw the reformation of a previous tag team, Banned & Exiled~! with his long-time friend from WIW, Markus Stone. The two are enjoying a lengthy title reign as the Tag Team Champions, winning the belt off the previous champions, UNITED, at the supershow High Stakes. Consequentially, the two have remained in their old ways and continue to get in trouble with authority. The duo were suspended indefinitely after WorldWide 71 after pulling a prank on owner Steven Caldera. This was their second suspension. They have also been fined almost $10,000 a piece in damages. At High Stakes they were arrested for rigging casino games, but the charges were dropped in time for the two to wrestle for the Tag Team titles.

==In wrestling==
*'''Finishing and signature moves'''
:*'''BANNED~!''' (A Superkick (Zero Tolerance) from Markus into a German Suplex from Storm)
:*'''EXILED~!''' (Shining Wizard (Silencing the Voices) from Markus as Storm hits a Spinal Tap)
::*''TAP~!'' (Boston Crab/Camel Clutch combo)
::*''Spike Piledriver'' (Storm jumps, Stone holds)

== Championships and accomplishments ==
*[[Global Championship Wrestling]]
** Tag Team Champion (1-time, 04/05/07-current)

== Famous Quotes ==
*'''From WorldWide 61 on Feb. 10th 2007 -Chris Storm's first appearance in GCW'''

With the referee’s help, Markus is able to get back to his feet. The referee turns around, looking curious as to why Kyle is suddenly on the mat. His attention turns to Storm, who pretends as if he had just been watching the entire thing innocently.

Storm: He tripped. Seriously, get that dude some better shoes or something. Saw the whole thing. So did this little fat fu*k in the front row.

Cue fat little kid crying & an angry mom.

*'''From WorldWide 63 on March 9th 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! prank Pleasure & Pain'''

Storm: So how’s the misses? She been keeping you busy? I know how that is, mine is at home being TOTALLY KNOCKED UP. You know, because of my massive member.

*'''From WorldWide 64 on March 26th 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! reunite with Tony Blaine'''

Storm: It’s Tony Blaine! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!

*'''From High Stakes on April 5th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! win the Tag Team titles'''

Stone: Stole is such a harsh word. I prefer to think of it as liberating. We liberated the titles from the tyranny hands of the Dyke Brigade.

*'''From WorldWide 65 on April 18th, 2007 -Tessa Windsor is appointed their babysitter'''

Windsor: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you two. I don’t have to compete in the ring, but I’m still under contract. And as such, Steven Caldera has named me as your personal babysitter. It’s my job to make sure the two of you stay out of trouble.

Stone: Ah, that sucks for you. We’re pricks.

*'''From WorldWide 67 on May 10th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! protest losing'''

Stone: Hey Tessa, I thought you said you were getting those appeal forms about our completely unjustified loses last week.

Storm: Yeah.

Chris stops for a moment and glances over at Vivica. His eyebrow raised and his lip wrinkled, a sure sign that he was about to say something stupid.

Storm: Is this lesbo stopping you to try and get you to scissor?

Stone: Hey, dude, not cool. We don’t make fun of people from Lebanese.

Storm: Oh right, sorry bro.

*'''From Warpath on June 3rd, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! don't take no shit-'''

Storm: Hell no! We’re the shit. We’re the shit’s shit.

Stone: So we’re shit squared?

Storm: Wait…what now?

*'''From WorldWide 69 on June 13th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! meet the Not-So-Bright Executioners'''

NSBE #1&2: We are the Not-So Bright Executioners!

Storm: Not-So Bright?

NSBE #1: Dark Executioners was taken.

Storm: I can imagine.

*'''From WorldWide 70 on June 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! discover the truth about Steven Caldera'''

Caldera: For starters, a donkey is an ass. The offspring off a donkey and a horse is a mule, you morons.

Storm: So you’re a smelly old hinny?

Caldera: No I am not a hinny!

Stone: Then you are a jackass.

Caldera: Damnit I’m not a jackass either!

Storm: Wait, I’m confused now.

*'''From WorldWide 72 on July 27th, 2007 -Chris Storm's favorite toy'''
''With help from Dan''

Jay Terror: Some action figures? Come on...

Storm: Not just any action figures, but the most awesome action figures ever! Look, they even have super voice action.

As excited as a kid on Christmas, Chris pushes a button on the back of the Chris Storm action figure.

Toy: I rock!

Storm: You so totally do little action Storm!

*'''From Tsunami on August 12th, 2007 -Chris Storm boxes a kangaroo'''

Stone: Now we must remind those at home, please try this. It is totally fun and wicked. You can find kangaroos at your local zoo. Boxing is like second nature to them and shit.

*'''From WorldWide 73 on August 21th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! are serious, seriously'''

Storm: We never joke.

Stone: We’re as serious as Al Gore on Bingo night.

Storm: If not more serious.

*'''From Dangerous Games on August 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~!'s secret plan'''

Storm: We’re working on our secret plan.

Tessa: Secret plan?

Stone: Yeah, each day we’ve been removing everything from Caldera’s office and adding another layer of wall paper. We hope in a few months that he enters his office and gets stuck.

Storm: It subtle enough that he won’t notice, but clever enough to work.

*'''From Dangerous Games on August 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! time out'''

''Wrote by Ben''

Yale: This is ridiculous, you two are still in this match!

Stone: Did you tell him about the time-out thing?

Storm: I told him.

*'''From WorldWide 74 on September 12th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! roll out'''

Tessa: Did anyone ever tell you two that you both are retarded?

Storm: Well if spending $70,000 to try and save GCW from MegaTron and the rest of the Descpticons is retarded, then call us retarded.

Tessa: You’re retarded. Both of you.

Stone: That was mean.

*'''From WorldWide 77 on November 16th, 2007 -LeStatt Knight scares Banned & Exiled~!'''

Stone: Dude, Chris, I think he’s hitting on you.

Knight: I was winking at Tessa you moron.

Storm: Oh good, you had me worried for a second. Had me thinking you were about to go all "drop the soap" on me.

*'''From WorldWide 78 on November 30th, 2007 -Chris Storm learns the truth about the SEC'''

Stone: You see Chris, LSU and the SEC is secretly ran by evil robot Nazis that use college football as a cover to spread their propaganda.

Storm: Really?

Stone: Yes! And I’ll have you know that for his birthday after the Louisiana Tech game, LSU’s head coach Les Miles ate a birthday cake.

Storm: Oh well that’s not so bad. I mean a nice birthday cake and a good win is a great way to celebrate one’s day of birth.

Stone: A cake made of puppies. Baby puppies!

Storm: Oh nos!

*'''From WorldWide 78 on November 30th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~!'s experiment'''

''With help from Billy''

Vivica: What kind of experiment?

Stone: Super secret. Sorry ladies, we can’t disclose our research until it has been confirmed or denied.

Vivica: How about I confirm my boot going down your throat?

Storm: Gah, no need to get all PMS-ie. It’s not like we’re trying to spike your water bottles and see if it is true when they say every woman is two drinks away from being a lesbian. And we certainly were not going to try and toss you two a football to jump start our new lesbian football league.

*'''From WorldWide 79 on December 11th, 2007 -More about football-'''

Storm: Granted I imagine this National title game will be worst. Boy would I hate to be a Buckeye, you would have to be nuts to root for them. Get it? Nuts. Roots. I’m fricking hilarious, I swear to Rod I am.

Stone: I would like to mention that I am not an LSU fan, and I want no part of that. I root for the school that actually deserves to play for a National title.

Storm: Dude, you just said root too. Sweet! The Buckeyes drool, Tigers rule.

*'''From WorldWide 81 on January 12th, 2008 -Astro Turf'''

Storm: Maybe we should just kick his ass. I mean he just looks like an old Mexican guy. We can take him.

Stone: Nah man, I hear those old Mexican guys can bring a fight. That and take care of a lawn really well. But we don’t have any grass in here.

Storm: Dude, we should so totally get some grass or something in here. We would be the most awesome tag team champions ever if we had that shit.

Stone: Dude, Astro turf!

Storm: Yes! We should make like a memo or something for Caldera about this.

*'''From WorldWide 82 on January 22, 2008 -Man Tits made Banned & Exiled~! sad'''

Stone: The only thing we fear is his massive man-tits.

Storm: Sweaty man-boobs are lame.

Caldera: Always quick with the jokes. But Kimbusa is no laughing matter.

Storm: Dude, man-tits is never funny.

*'''From WorldWide 83 on February 6th 2008 -Scary movies'''
''With help from JJ''

Scream Like Phone Voice: Chris and Markus, do you like scary movies?

Stone: Hell yeah, cause the chicks get all scared and are like "hold me!" and I’m all like "oh yeah, someone is getting lucky and his name rhymes with Bone."

Storm: Ben Cone is getting lucky?

*'''From WorldWide 83 on February 6th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! get pranked'''

Stone: So Dorian pranked you while you were in the middle of the ring?

Tessa: YES!

Storm: And we distracted you long enough for him to pull it off?

Tessa: YES!

Stone: Haha! You just got pranked by Dorian. That’s hilarious.

Tessa: And you two got tricked by Dorian.

Markus Stone’s laugh quickly dies as her words sink in on him.

Stone: Aww…we got pranked by Dorian.

Storm: Dude, we suck.

Stone: We should like, retire or something.

*'''From WorldWide 84 on February 16th 2008 -It's not delivery'''

Stone: Must be the delivery boy, he must have forgotten something.

Chris reaches out for his partner, but his hand falls short.

Storm: It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!

*'''From WorldWide 84 on February 16th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! are Banned~!'''

Caldera: That is a mighty tall order considering I’m having the two of you BANNED from ringside.

Storm: What! You can’t ban us! We’re Banned & Exiled~!....Oh wait…yeah actually I guess you can.

Stone: Dude, I think we just got pwned.

Storm: Ah snap, sucks for your Rikki.

*'''From WorldWide 85 on February 27th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! are experts'''
''With help from Dan''

Jay Terror: Seriously. I have a match to get ready for and I'm sure soda isn't going to help any.

Stone: Dude, we can totally help with that.

Storm: Yeah, we’re like experts at beating women.

Markus freezes, looking at Chris. He gives a soft and nervous fake laugh.

Stone: Not that we ACTUALLY beat women are anything. That’s wrong.

Storm: What the hell are you talking about? Just before we got here you was all slapping around that woman for getting your order wrong at the bar. You were all like BITCH! SLAP! And she was all like ‘don’t slap me’ and you totally slapped her around. It rocked.

*'''From WorldWide 86 on March 24th 2008 -Attack of the Super Nerds'''

Nerd: Ha! A twenty! My red mage kills the orc with a single swing!

Storm: Twenty-side Dice? Mages? Orcs?

Stone: We must be dealing with super nerds. The Never-Been-Laid-Living-In-The-Basement-Playing-World-Of-Warcraft Super Nerds.

Storm: The worst kind. I hear they're allergic to sunlight.

Stone: No dude, that’s vampires.

Storm: You sure?

*'''From Rampage on April 2nd 2008 -High Fives'''

Storm: Do you want to high-five?

Stone: Don’t be gay.

*'''From WorldWide 87 on April 16th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! on Beaver'''

Storm: We are like…if they took awesome and made it into human form and then cloned that human because there is two of us.

Roxx: I ONCE HAD A TWIN BROTHER BUT A WILD BEAVER KILLED HIM IN A FREEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKK ACCIDENT! OH YEAH~!

Arizona: Freaky beaver can do that to a man.

B&E~!: Amen brother!

*'''From WorldWide 87 on April 16th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! Say More Dumb Shit'''

Windsor: This of course is coming from you. You can’t possibly tell me you haven’t screwed a few people over in your lifetime, Chris. Yet I’ve still given you the benefit of the doubt, have I not? Why is it any different with Lestatt?

Stone: Because he's Knight and we all know Knight is a douche.

Everyone gives Markus a dirty look.

Stone: Fine, shhhs, think I nutpunched the Pope or something.

*'''From WorldWide 88 on April 25th 2008 -The King and his Jester'''

Storm: So please, royal court jester, make your king laugh.

There is a moment of pause as everyone in the locker room suddenly turns their attention to Markus Stone. The air is so thick it fills the lungs and chokes the words in the people’s throats and prevents them from even being able to utter a sound. Markus clears his throat, trying to push back the toxic seething words that still cling in the air and pass through his nose and mouth and in front of his eyes.

Stone: Well I do know this really good knock-knock joke.

Banned & Exiled~!

2008-04-21T00:39:47Z

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Banned & Exiled~!

2008-04-21T00:38:53Z

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2008-02-15T15:31:59Z

ThatUser-17: New page: {{Infobox Characters | Character=Arizona | First=WIW | Last=LoC | Feds=WIW, RPW, LoC | Age=29 | birthplace=Venice Beach, California | Finisher=Bum Rush | Style=Powerhouse | han...

{{Infobox Characters
| Character=Arizona
| First=[[WIW]]
| Last=[[LoC]]
| Feds=[[WIW, RPW, LoC]]
| Age=29
| birthplace=Venice Beach, California
| Finisher=Bum Rush
| Style=Powerhouse
| handler=[[Bobby]]
}}
Arizona (real name, Eric Emerson, born May 21st, 1978) is a North American wrestler best known for being the bodyguard for [[Chris Storm]]. He is currently unemployed, last seen working with the Legacy of Champion before the company closed it's doors. His last appearance on television was a short one-time deal with [[Global Championship Wrestling]] where he was the bodyguard for the Tag Team Champions, [[Banned & Exiled~!]].

== Early Career ==
===World Internet Wrestling===
In a time when Chris Storm was the center piece of the WIW, he had a stable of faces chancing his World title. To counter the number of wrestlers gunning for him, Chris Storm brought in his bodyguard to help protect him. Arizona was used as a body to give Storm enough time to get away from conflicts while Arizona took punishment. He originally did not wrestle with the company, sticking to just being a bodyguard and traveling with Chris Storm. His pay and travel expenses were covered by Chris Storm, dating to Jason Chae being unwilling to provide Chris Storm with the protect he felt he deserved. When WIW closed, Arizona had never wrestled an actual match and did not get brought into Primetime Championship Wrestling with Chris Storm.

===Rush Pro Wrestling===
It wasn't until Chris Storm entered Rush Pro Wrestling that Arizona returned. This time his role was changed from a bodyguard to a coach-style manager with a whistle. He had been featured very limitedly on the shows because of a low appeal with the crowds and eventually phased out. Because of insurance reasons, Arizona was paid by management in RPW, thus under their creative control. Despite working in several small promotions, Arizona again did not wrestle in any matches with RPW.

==Legacy of Champions==

==Injury==

==In wrestling==

2007-11-06T19:01:19Z

ThatUser-17: New page: {{Infobox Characters | Character=Bryan Mayhem | Image=mayhem.jpg | First=EHWF | Last=GCW Dangerous Games | Feds=EHWF, GCW | Age=??? | birthplace=Belmont, England | Finisher=Oblivion Bomb |...

{{Infobox Characters
| Character=Bryan Mayhem
| Image=mayhem.jpg
| First=EHWF
| Last=GCW Dangerous Games
| Feds=EHWF, GCW
| Age=???
| birthplace=Belmont, England
| Finisher=Oblivion Bomb
| Style=Power House Brawler
| championships=GCW Tag Champion, 2X TV Title, GCW World Champion
| handler=Bryan
| Images=IMAGE CATEGORY NAME IF APPLICABLE
}}
Bryan Mayhem (real name, Bryan O'Neil) is an English professional wrestler best known for his hardcore lifestyle and The Belmont House of Torture Match, which is considered by many to be one of the most sadistic matches ever. He is currently at war with Vivica Valentine in GCW. Highlights include physically decimating her at Tsunami, and attempting to set her on fire. This led to an Inferno Match at Dangerous Games, a match Bryan Mayhem emerged victorious after burning Vivica's arm.

== Early Life ==
Bryan O'Neil is the oldest of three. The middle child being the now Legendary Dark Messiah [[Jason O'Neil]] for FUSE. They came from an abused background. It was his brother Jason who broke him into the wrestling business, landing him a job with EHWF where he went 35-1, his only loss coming to Jason O'Neil. Youngest brother whose name is unknown disappeared at a young age because of their abusive father. Mayhem's father use to beat Jason relentlessly until Bryan beat him, and Anton disappeared. Bryan left Belmont and was not seen for years. Jason became a world renowned wrestler and found Bryan a minister in the church of Satan and coaxed Bryan into the wrestling world. Bryan and Jason than wrestling as the name JNightmare, and together they dominated the federation. Bryan established a record of 35-1, and held almost every title except the World Title. He became famous with his Belmont House of Torture match with the now legendary Grim Reaper. Its premise was both men would be locked inside Bryan's home for one half hour, and at the strike of the clock the winner must exit. This match was the premise for a 60 minutes special on violence in wrestling, and became the most sick and gruesome match ever. Bryan would later end the careers of two wrestlers names Syko, and Reed in the very same match. Bryan became very jealous of his younger brother's fame and popularity and would later turn on him. After the departure of president Walnut, and new and younger man named Riggs took over the fed and granted Bryan his well deserved title shot, against his very own brother in a street fight. Bryan overcame Jason and won the title, or so he thought. Riggs claimed the match was never 'legally' sanctioned and thus stripped Mayhem of his title. Mayhem went berserk and attacked Riggs, breaking 4 ribs, and his shoulder. Bryan was forever banned from the fed.

After realizing this, the PCW in its desire for ratings for it was young signed the Lunatic to a lucrative deal making him an instant millionaire. However, Bryan's interest in the dark occult became his main focus on life and it turned him into a raving lunatic. He was set to wrestle a big name in PCW at the time named Ricks. During a night on the town with his girlfriend, Mayhem jumped Ricks and apprehended his girlfriend, forcing her to live in a cage for well over a week. This disgusting act got Bryan fired. Bryan would disappear for a few years until his forgiving brother brought him back into the light and brought him into Caldera Enterprises. Like always Bryan was known for his power and display of evil in the ring before he left again without saying a word. He became somewhat of a legend because of his out of the ring antics. His overall record was an astonishing 51-6. He has returned to GCW to gain the only thing hes never achieved. A world title.

== GCW ==
Bryan Mayhem is one of the original members of the Global Championship Wrestling, enjoying a successful career with the company. He is a former Tag Team Champion, a two time Television Champion, and a former World Champion. He currently works with [[Shaman]] as Oblivion.

He holds two records with GCW, both with regards to the Television championship. He ties Dan Rivero and Zippy for most title reigns with two, and he also ties with Jordan White for the longest title reign at 91 days. His first title reign came when Mike Savige, anxious to continue his amazing streak of successful defenses, issued an open challenge for the TV title. Seeking to make an impact worthy of a spot in the Devil's Night main event, Bryan Mayhem answered and soundly defeated the dominant Savige to win his first GCW singles title. After shocking the world (and himself) at Devil's Night by burying Bryan Mayhem alive, Chrissy-Poo found himself the target of the demented monster. Reborn as Bryan O'Neil, the big man faced Chrissy at NC-17 in a ladder match for the title. But Chrissy shocked him again, grabbing the belt and becoming the new TV champion, reborn himself as the dynamic Chris Kannon. His second title reign would come ending Jordan's record title reign. Mayhem would go on to hold the title again until he was defeated by his later partner Shaman.

His World title reign came against Ambrosi, who held the title for some time, garnering more and more respect as one of the world's most talented wrestlers. However, GCW veteran Bryan Mayhem, after six years with the company, won a battle royal on WorldWide to earn his first ever GCW Title shot. The two met in Las Vegas at GCW's supershow High Stakes in an intense match, with Lia throwing everything she had at the monster Mayhem. But Mayhem's size was too big an obstacle to overcome. Mayhem finally manhandled Lia into a pinfall, and after many years of waiting, finally capturing the biggest prize in the game. Ambrosi quickly declared her intention to obtain a rematch with Mayhem, but Mayhem continues his dominance of her for several weeks. Mayhem tore through the competition on a wildly successful and dominant reign, before finally meeting Lia once again at Warpath. Again Mayhem dominated the match, but Lia proved herself worthy of the shot by mounting a successful attack. Eventually Lia managed to topple the big man with an insane slam off a ladder, and three counts later she won back her World Heavyweight Title.

Bryan Mayhem has been with GCW from the beginning (brief absence for about a year) and is a future Hall of Famer. After having a taste of the gold he has vowed to win the World Title again. He has joined forced with Shaman and formed the most destructive force called Oblivion. Together Shaman and Mayhem have laid waste to everything in their path

==In wrestling==
*'''Finishing and signature moves'''
:*'''Oblivion Bomb''' (Last Ride Powerbomb)
:*'''Chokeslam''' (Chokeslam)

== Championships and accomplishments ==
*[[Global Championship Wrestling]]
** [[GCW Tag Team Titles]] (1-time w/[[Jason O'Neil]] ([[Agents of Oblivion]]), 1/31/02 - 3/4/02)
** [[GCW Television Title]] (2-time), 10/27/05 - 11/27/05 & 10/19/06 - 1/14/07)
** [[GCW Hardcore Title]] (1-time)
** [[GCW World Heavyweight Title]] (1-time), 4/5/07 - 6/3/07)