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		<title>VARGA</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-12T17:16:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Real Name: James Varga&lt;br /&gt;
Current Stage Name: Evil James&lt;br /&gt;
Current Group Affiliation: Church of the Unholy &lt;br /&gt;
Birthdate: March 9, 1983 &lt;br /&gt;
Hometown: West Yellowstone, Montana (spring/summer/fall); Las Vegas, Nevada (winter) &lt;br /&gt;
Height: 6&#039;1 &lt;br /&gt;
Weight: 235 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;
Nicknames: Arctic Wolf, Loose Cannon, The Evil Genius of Professional Wrestling &lt;br /&gt;
Status: Heel &lt;br /&gt;
Entrance Music: ‘Where I Stand&#039; by Days of the New &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Information&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Move List&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other Moves: Trademark Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Kawada Driver (Sheer drop kneeling ganso bomb) &lt;br /&gt;
2. Superkick&lt;br /&gt;
3. Savage Elbow (Diving elbow drop) &lt;br /&gt;
4. Figure four leg lock &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signature Move:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Tightrope Dropkick (climbs to top tope and runs across it to deliver a dropkick, any q&#039;s look it up on Youtube, lol)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Frequent Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Brainbuster&lt;br /&gt;
2. Running Elbow Smash (to the face)&lt;br /&gt;
3. Bow and Arrow Lock&lt;br /&gt;
4. Running Knee to the Back&lt;br /&gt;
5. Clothesline using top rope&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Championship History:&lt;br /&gt;
As James Varga - GLOBAL Platinum Championship x2, UWF North American Championship, UWF Tag Team Championship (with Killer Dude), UWF Television Championship, UWF Insert-Name-Here Championship, UWF Jobber Championship&lt;br /&gt;
As Darth Varga - GLOBAL Platinum Championship&lt;br /&gt;
As Deimos - LOW Realm Championship&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Manager:&lt;br /&gt;
managing Killer Pirates - PTC Tag Team Champinship, LOW Tag Team Championship x2, GLOBAL Tag Team Championship; managing &amp;quot;Big&amp;quot; Dick N. Uranus - UWF Television Championship&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
History&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Biography:&lt;br /&gt;
In Japan, James Varga became VARGA and this changed his career. He became a star again. At first he wrestled as the mysterious Nimbus, a masked wrestler who hailed from the Oort Cloud. Upon unmasking, VARGA went undefeated. He earned the nickname &#039;Arctic Wolf&#039; due to his cold blooded demeanor during matches. Also changed to a more fast-paced, spot filled, up-tempo style. Came back to America three months later. He damn near started a riot at GLOBAL&#039;s Dark Rituals PPV where he and other Varga related wrestlers fought fans in the crowd. On GLOBAL Underground in early December he showed up and openly mocked everyone and made an open challenge to all PTC people who &#039;kick ass&#039; to fight him while officially calling himself VARGA for the first time outside of Japan. He then signed with FUSE and made his debut, claiming he was going to &#039;destroy&#039; the heroes of the fans due to their mistreatment of him upon his return to America.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Character Traits:&lt;br /&gt;
On the mic is very comedic and pokes fun at his opponent(s) and/or rival(s) with trash talk and comedy, however is the opposite in the ring. Once the bell sounds, he is ruthless. His recent interviews have drawn comparisons to movie characters Ricky Bobby from &#039;Talladega Nights&#039; and Chazz Michael Michaels from &#039;Blades of Glory,&#039; both played by actor Will Farrell. Feels at one with nature and is at peace when in natural surroundings. Hates Las Vegas but recently relocated to West Yellowstone, Montana. However, he is stuck living in the turbulent city still during the harsh winter months that Yellowstone experiences. It also helps with his travel schedule as well. Is well liked in Japan. Has a core fan base that loves him to death but is admittedly one of those wrestlers that you either really love or really hate. Known to be a comedian backstage, but also has a reputation for being a loose cannon, for sometimes being out of control, and for doing shoots.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Overall Show/Match Strategy:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA will do anything to make himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, lying, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first wrestler known to intentionally lose competitions and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lied about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, VARGA is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
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		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-11T04:20:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:&lt;br /&gt;
Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.&lt;br /&gt;
Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy World Tour:&lt;br /&gt;
The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PTC Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in the latest IG round&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TEAM Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It&#039;s a title that he proudly upholds.&lt;br /&gt;
51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
52. It&#039;s AXEL&#039;s opinion that some people can be such bitches.&lt;br /&gt;
53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on &amp;quot;the terrorist regime&amp;quot; and ask the nation to show a lot of &amp;quot;resolve.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.&lt;br /&gt;
55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
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		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-03-11T04:16:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:&lt;br /&gt;
Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.&lt;br /&gt;
Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy World Tour:&lt;br /&gt;
The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PTC Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in the latest IG round&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TEAM Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It&#039;s a title that he proudly upholds.&lt;br /&gt;
51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
52. It&#039;s AXEL&#039;s opinion that some people can be such bitches.&lt;br /&gt;
53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on &amp;quot;the terrorist regime&amp;quot; and ask the nation to show a lot of &amp;quot;resolve.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2715</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2715"/>
		<updated>2008-03-06T04:01:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy World Tour:&lt;br /&gt;
The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PTC Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in the latest IG round&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TEAM Events:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It&#039;s a title that he proudly upholds.&lt;br /&gt;
51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
52. It&#039;s AXEL&#039;s opinion that some people can be such bitches.&lt;br /&gt;
53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on &amp;quot;the terrorist regime&amp;quot; and ask the nation to show a lot of &amp;quot;resolve.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2700</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2700"/>
		<updated>2008-03-01T04:41:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It&#039;s a title that he proudly upholds.&lt;br /&gt;
51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
52. It&#039;s AXEL&#039;s opinion that some people can be such bitches.&lt;br /&gt;
53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on &amp;quot;the terrorist regime&amp;quot; and ask the nation to show a lot of &amp;quot;resolve.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2698</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-29T00:37:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
50. AXEL is a COMPLETE shitbird~!, according to his PTC peers. It&#039;s a title that he proudly upholds.&lt;br /&gt;
51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-28T06:27:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
47. AXEL thinks that Evil James shouldn&#039;t be so picky, because he&#039;s an ugly motherfucker, and beggars can&#039;t be choosers.&lt;br /&gt;
48. And also, for the record, ALL of AXEL&#039;s lovers have vaginas.&lt;br /&gt;
49. Except for Heath Ledger, who, according to Evil James, &amp;quot;Had both a penis and a vagina. But his penis was removed after filming Brokeback Mountain so AXEL&#039;s statement is, indeed, correct.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2693</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2693"/>
		<updated>2008-02-28T06:20:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
45. Nothin&#039; says lovin&#039; like somethin&#039; from the oven. But that doesn&#039;t apply to AXEL, as his love is universal. Humans and humanoid subcreatures alike can have sex with AXEL, as long as they have big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
46. Evil James is more picky about his lovers with AXEL. For example, his lovers also have to have a great ass and a vagina to go with the big tits.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2690</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-28T06:17:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
43. AXEL fucked the Satanic Nun last night. So take that, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
44. According to Evil James, the Satanic Nun is classified as a &amp;quot;humanoid subcreature&amp;quot; so the aforementioned statement he made is true.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2688</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
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		<updated>2008-02-28T06:14:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
41. At least AXEL can get laid.&lt;br /&gt;
42: According to Evil James, he himself gets laid with human females whereas AXEL gets laid with transvestites, hookers, and various humanoid subcreatures.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2686</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2686"/>
		<updated>2008-02-28T06:10:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
39. It was reported earlier today that AXEL Action is the man who killed Heath Ledger.&lt;br /&gt;
40. According to Evil James, AXEL was also Heath&#039;s gay lover.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2684</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2684"/>
		<updated>2008-02-28T05:54:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
37. AXEL is the greatest thing to EVER grace ANY promotion with his presence. At least, that&#039;s what he thinks.&lt;br /&gt;
38. Evil James thinks that the movie &#039;John Rambo&#039; is more gory than most horror movies and therefore that makes Sylvester Stallone another actor endorsed by the Church of the Unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2682</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2682"/>
		<updated>2008-02-28T01:14:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
35. AXEL gets more ass in a week than Ron Jeremy gets in a month. Not to mention that his dick is bigger, too.&lt;br /&gt;
36. Evil James&#039; favorite NFL player is Tom Brady. Why? Because they both like to have sex with models.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2677</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2677"/>
		<updated>2008-02-24T03:03:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
34. Evil James claims that World War III will kill us all on December 12, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2676</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2676"/>
		<updated>2008-02-24T03:01:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
33. Evil James claims the most &amp;quot;unholy&amp;quot; movie character of all time is Benjamin Braddock from &amp;quot;The Graduate&amp;quot; because &amp;quot;I marked out when he kicked his chick&#039;s family&#039;s ass with a giant cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2654</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2654"/>
		<updated>2008-02-22T07:02:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
31. AXEL is so Unholy, that his girlfriend went back to her fiance because she&#039;s pregnant with her fiance&#039;s kid, yet she&#039;s still all up on AXEL&#039;s nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
32. Evil James is endorsing Senator Johnathan Richard Mabus for the presidency because he is &amp;quot;more unholy than Barrack Obama&amp;quot; whom he also claims is Nostradamus&#039; Third Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2639</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2639"/>
		<updated>2008-02-16T08:15:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
Evil James/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
29. AXEL is so Unholy, that he stole an engaged woman from her fiance&#039;, and the woman he stole hasn&#039;t thought twice about it.&lt;br /&gt;
30. Evil James is so Unholy he once made a Giant Sperm impregnate an egg in the center of the universe that became a giant planet eating fetus baby.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2635</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2635"/>
		<updated>2008-02-14T07:00:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
27. No, seriously, Jake Gyllenhaal hit on AXEL at the Emmys last year. C.G. Murder saw it.&lt;br /&gt;
28. Varga is the Anti-Christ, according to many sources in the wrestling business.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2633</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2633"/>
		<updated>2008-02-14T06:49:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
25. AXEL claims that Jake Gyllenhaal was not playing a part in Brokeback Mountain, but that he is indeed gay.&lt;br /&gt;
26. Varga is secretly dating Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffanys. They&#039;re real party animals, especially Varga who most of his friends are, in fact, animals.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=The_Broom&amp;diff=2602</id>
		<title>The Broom</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=The_Broom&amp;diff=2602"/>
		<updated>2008-02-09T06:59:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: New page: The Broom.  Feared by all.  Beaten by few.  An army of one.  A legendary figure on the PTC scene. Has a legendary feud with his dreaded arch-nemesis the Mop.  Some say he will return one d...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Broom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Feared by all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beaten by few.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An army of one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A legendary figure on the PTC scene. Has a legendary feud with his dreaded arch-nemesis the Mop.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some say he will return one day...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then they were killed by the Church of the Unholy who used them as a human sacrifice to their &amp;quot;God&amp;quot; Tioneb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, the Broom still lives. IG competitors BEWARE~!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2561</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2561"/>
		<updated>2008-02-05T06:07:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
24. Varga &amp;quot;claims&amp;quot; to have visions of the future. He says of these &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; that &amp;quot;after the nuclear war, he will be lead the survivors, the Desert Nomads, and be the man who saves humanity despite not being a leader type.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2559</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2559"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:58:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
22. AXEL holds the record for... Well, he holds the record for something. But I don&#039;t know what... YET.&lt;br /&gt;
23. Darth Varga once had a date with Salma Hayek. It ended up being a real life version of &amp;quot;Fools Rush In.&amp;quot; He knocked her up and she divorced him to go back to Mexico. This only made him hate to love and love to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2557</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2557"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:43:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
20. AXEL once was tied to a hotel bed for two days because his woman left him there. Fucking bitch. Needless to say, when she came back, he strangled her with an electrical cord, essentially murdering her. Then, AXEL was truly... UNHOLY.&lt;br /&gt;
21. Darth Varga once killed 30 Ewoks in less than a minute which still stands as the Imperial Universal Record.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2555</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2555"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:33:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
18. AXEL is no mere mortal, as he is officially Tioneb&#039;s illegitimate son. Why do you think he lacks charisma, but is such a great wrestler?&lt;br /&gt;
19. Darth Varga once fell in love with a star and became the Stormhold. When she went back to the universe from whench she came, he slowly became...unholy.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2553</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2553"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:27:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
16. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that his penis is going to rot off now, because AXEL&#039;s mom had a rare strain of the VD that causes penis rot.&lt;br /&gt;
17. Sith Lords such as Evil James, otherwise known as Darth Varga, are impervious to VD unlike mere mortals such as AXEL.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2551</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2551"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:23:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Tioneb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
14. What Evil James doesn&#039;t know is that AXEL&#039;s mom has VD.&lt;br /&gt;
15. What Axel doesn&#039;t realize is that he gave it to his mom last night when they were making out.&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2548</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2548"/>
		<updated>2008-02-03T07:17:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
12. AXEL just fucked a hot, illegal chick last night. It was Evil James&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
13. Evil James&#039; picked up a hot prostitute on the streets last night. Turns out it was AXEL&#039;s mom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2519</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2519"/>
		<updated>2008-02-02T08:25:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
10. AXEL&#039;s favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson.&lt;br /&gt;
11. Evil James hates porn stars. He likes hot illegal chicks instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2517</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2517"/>
		<updated>2008-02-02T07:53:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
8. AXEL&#039;s favorite band is Maroon 5.&lt;br /&gt;
9. Evil James&#039; favorite band is Kool and the Gang.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2515</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2515"/>
		<updated>2008-02-02T07:42:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states.&lt;br /&gt;
7. Evil James&#039; favorite movies are &amp;quot;Breakfast at Tiffany&#039;s&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Goonies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2503</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2503"/>
		<updated>2008-02-02T07:20:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;br /&gt;
5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in &amp;quot;The Eye&amp;quot; so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Official Myspace Page:&lt;br /&gt;
www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2491</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2491"/>
		<updated>2008-02-02T00:29:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;br /&gt;
2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2484</id>
		<title>Church of the Unholy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Unholy&amp;diff=2484"/>
		<updated>2008-01-30T07:53:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;History:&lt;br /&gt;
The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA&#039;s intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Captain Carnage (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses)&lt;br /&gt;
Belial (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Grave Digger (singles)&lt;br /&gt;
Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything)&lt;br /&gt;
Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN)&lt;br /&gt;
The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards)&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb&#039;s best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun)&lt;br /&gt;
Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume)&lt;br /&gt;
The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Varga (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Midget Action (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship)&lt;br /&gt;
Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking)&lt;br /&gt;
Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA&#039;s girlfriend)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice)&lt;br /&gt;
Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling)&lt;br /&gt;
Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas)&lt;br /&gt;
Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting)&lt;br /&gt;
Critters (non-wrestling, ambush)&lt;br /&gt;
Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds)&lt;br /&gt;
Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon)&lt;br /&gt;
Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself)&lt;br /&gt;
Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)&lt;br /&gt;
Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Church UNHOLY Facts:&lt;br /&gt;
1. VARGA claims that the movie &amp;quot;The Giant Claw&amp;quot; has the Church&#039;s seal of approval.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=VARGA&amp;diff=1977</id>
		<title>VARGA</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://ptcpedia.primetimecentral.net/index.php?title=VARGA&amp;diff=1977"/>
		<updated>2007-12-22T20:25:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Real Name: James Varga &lt;br /&gt;
Birthdate: March 9, 1983 &lt;br /&gt;
Hometown: West Yellowstone, Montana (spring/summer/fall); Las Vegas, Nevada (winter) &lt;br /&gt;
Height: 6&#039;1 &lt;br /&gt;
Weight: 235 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;
Nicknames: Arctic Wolf, Loose Cannon, The Evil Genius of Professional Wrestling &lt;br /&gt;
Status: Heel &lt;br /&gt;
Entrance Music: ‘Where I Stand&#039; by Days of the New &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Information&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Move List&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other Moves: Trademark Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Kawada Driver (Sheer drop kneeling ganso bomb) &lt;br /&gt;
2. Superkick&lt;br /&gt;
3. Savage Elbow (Diving elbow drop) &lt;br /&gt;
4. Figure four leg lock &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signature Move:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Tightrope Dropkick (climbs to top tope and runs across it to deliver a dropkick, any q&#039;s look it up on Youtube, lol)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Frequent Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Brainbuster&lt;br /&gt;
2. Running Elbow Smash (to the face)&lt;br /&gt;
3. Bow and Arrow Lock&lt;br /&gt;
4. Running Knee to the Back&lt;br /&gt;
5. Clothesline using top rope&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Championship History:&lt;br /&gt;
As James Varga - GLOBAL Platinum Championship x2, UWF North American Championship, UWF Tag Team Championship (with Killer Dude), UWF Television Championship, UWF Insert-Name-Here Championship, UWF Jobber Championship&lt;br /&gt;
As Darth Varga - GLOBAL Platinum Championship&lt;br /&gt;
As Deimos - LOW Realm Championship&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Manager:&lt;br /&gt;
managing Killer Pirates - PTC Tag Team Champinship, LOW Tag Team Championship x2, GLOBAL Tag Team Championship; managing &amp;quot;Big&amp;quot; Dick N. Uranus - UWF Television Championship&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
History&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Biography:&lt;br /&gt;
In Japan, James Varga became VARGA and this changed his career. He became a star again. At first he wrestled as the mysterious Nimbus, a masked wrestler who hailed from the Oort Cloud. Upon unmasking, VARGA went undefeated. He earned the nickname &#039;Arctic Wolf&#039; due to his cold blooded demeanor during matches. Also changed to a more fast-paced, spot filled, up-tempo style. Came back to America three months later. He damn near started a riot at GLOBAL&#039;s Dark Rituals PPV where he and other Varga related wrestlers fought fans in the crowd. On GLOBAL Underground in early December he showed up and openly mocked everyone and made an open challenge to all PTC people who &#039;kick ass&#039; to fight him while officially calling himself VARGA for the first time outside of Japan. He then signed with FUSE and made his debut, claiming he was going to &#039;destroy&#039; the heroes of the fans due to their mistreatment of him upon his return to America.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Character Traits:&lt;br /&gt;
On the mic is very comedic and pokes fun at his opponent(s) and/or rival(s) with trash talk and comedy, however is the opposite in the ring. Once the bell sounds, he is ruthless. His recent interviews have drawn comparisons to movie characters Ricky Bobby from &#039;Talladega Nights&#039; and Chazz Michael Michaels from &#039;Blades of Glory,&#039; both played by actor Will Farrell. Feels at one with nature and is at peace when in natural surroundings. Hates Las Vegas but recently relocated to West Yellowstone, Montana. However, he is stuck living in the turbulent city still during the harsh winter months that Yellowstone experiences. It also helps with his travel schedule as well. Is well liked in Japan. Has a core fan base that loves him to death but is admittedly one of those wrestlers that you either really love or really hate. Known to be a comedian backstage, but also has a reputation for being a loose cannon, for sometimes being out of control, and for doing shoots.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Overall Show/Match Strategy:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA will do anything to make himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, lying, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first wrestler known to intentionally lose competitions and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lied about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, VARGA is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>VARGA</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>VARGA</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;VARGA: New page: Real Name: James Varga  Birthdate: March 9, 1983  Hometown: West Yellowstone, Montana (spring/summer/fall); Las Vegas, Nevada (winter)  Height: 6&amp;#039;1  Weight: 235 lbs. Nicknames: Arctic Wolf...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Real Name: James Varga &lt;br /&gt;
Birthdate: March 9, 1983 &lt;br /&gt;
Hometown: West Yellowstone, Montana (spring/summer/fall); Las Vegas, Nevada (winter) &lt;br /&gt;
Height: 6&#039;1 &lt;br /&gt;
Weight: 235 lbs.&lt;br /&gt;
Nicknames: Arctic Wolf, Loose Cannon, The Evil Genius of Professional Wrestling &lt;br /&gt;
Status: Heel &lt;br /&gt;
Entrance Music: ‘Where I Stand&#039; by Days of the New &lt;br /&gt;
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Information&lt;br /&gt;
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Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
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Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
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Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
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Move List&lt;br /&gt;
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Wrestling Style: Puroresu/Deathmatch/Lucha Libre/Comedy &lt;br /&gt;
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Set Up Move: Shining Wizard (Step up Knee strike to the side of the head )&lt;br /&gt;
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Finisher: Schwein Redline (Wrist clutch over the shoulder back to belly piledriver)&lt;br /&gt;
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Other Moves: Trademark Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Kawada Driver (Sheer drop kneeling ganso bomb) &lt;br /&gt;
2. Superkick&lt;br /&gt;
3. Savage Elbow (Diving elbow drop) &lt;br /&gt;
4. Figure four leg lock &lt;br /&gt;
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Signature Move:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Tightrope Dropkick (climbs to top tope and runs across it to deliver a dropkick, any q&#039;s look it up on Youtube, lol)&lt;br /&gt;
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Frequent Moves:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Brainbuster&lt;br /&gt;
2. Running Elbow Smash (to the face)&lt;br /&gt;
3. Bow and Arrow Lock&lt;br /&gt;
4. Running Knee to the Back&lt;br /&gt;
5. Clothesline using top rope&lt;br /&gt;
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History&lt;br /&gt;
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Biography:&lt;br /&gt;
In Japan, James Varga became VARGA and this changed his career. He became a star again. At first he wrestled as the mysterious Nimbus, a masked wrestler who hailed from the Oort Cloud. Upon unmasking, VARGA went undefeated. He earned the nickname &#039;Arctic Wolf&#039; due to his cold blooded demeanor during matches. Also changed to a more fast-paced, spot filled, up-tempo style. Came back to America three months later. He damn near started a riot at GLOBAL&#039;s Dark Rituals PPV where he and other Varga related wrestlers fought fans in the crowd. On GLOBAL Underground in early December he showed up and openly mocked everyone and made an open challenge to all PTC people who &#039;kick ass&#039; to fight him while officially calling himself VARGA for the first time outside of Japan. He then signed with FUSE and made his debut, claiming he was going to &#039;destroy&#039; the heroes of the fans due to their mistreatment of him upon his return to America.&lt;br /&gt;
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Character Traits:&lt;br /&gt;
On the mic is very comedic and pokes fun at his opponent(s) and/or rival(s) with trash talk and comedy, however is the opposite in the ring. Once the bell sounds, he is ruthless. His recent interviews have drawn comparisons to movie characters Ricky Bobby from &#039;Talladega Nights&#039; and Chazz Michael Michaels from &#039;Blades of Glory,&#039; both played by actor Will Farrell. Feels at one with nature and is at peace when in natural surroundings. Hates Las Vegas but recently relocated to West Yellowstone, Montana. However, he is stuck living in the turbulent city still during the harsh winter months that Yellowstone experiences. It also helps with his travel schedule as well. Is well liked in Japan. Has a core fan base that loves him to death but is admittedly one of those wrestlers that you either really love or really hate. Known to be a comedian backstage, but also has a reputation for being a loose cannon, for sometimes being out of control, and for doing shoots.&lt;br /&gt;
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Overall Show/Match Strategy:&lt;br /&gt;
VARGA will do anything to make himself appear weak to his opponents even though he is quite a cunning fighter and match strategist. He will feign weakness, throw matches to make his rivals think he is weak and not a threat to them, he will lie and make bogus alliances with people, lying, and often lures his opponents and allies into a false sense of security while simultaneously convincing them to turn on their allies and close friends. He makes complex webs of false alliances while only having a true alliance to a small people. He was the first wrestler known to intentionally lose competitions and was seen as weak by his fellow wrestlers. He also bizarrely seeks to be hated by the other wrestlers. He uses lies and deception after admitting to his fellow wrestlers that he would do so, lied about conversations and alliances and even lies about past experiences in his life. His straight talking attitude toward other wrestlers has made him a security risk as well. Regardless, VARGA is considered one of the most devious wrestlers in history.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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