Church of the Unholy - Revision history

James Varga at 07:10, 13 November 2008

2008-11-13T07:10:48Z

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	'''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -		'''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -
	'''The Lounge Lizards''' - this clique's membership consists of Darth Varga (leader), Wolfen, Dr. Giggles, Magnifico the Murderous Midget, the Goofies, Big Tony, Squideon, and the Horny Zombie. This group got their name by sitting around all day drinking, getting high, or both and making fun of television shows, other Church members (especially top leadership), and other various subjects instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing.		'''The Lounge Lizards''' - this clique's membership consists of Darth Varga (leader), Wolfen, Dr. Giggles, Magnifico the Murderous Midget, CHUD, the Goofies, Big Tony, Squideon, and the Horny Zombie. This group got their name by sitting around all day drinking, getting high, or both and making fun of television shows, other Church members (especially top leadership), and other various subjects instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing.
	'''Team Anal'''		'''Team Anal''' - the main Church leadership duo Dr. Acula and the Horny Mathematician lead this clique with most of the Church's members especially the ones who are real suck ups to the bosses, most notably the Unholy Priests
	'''Kill Krew'''		'''Kill Krew''' - this clique is led by C.G. Murder and consists of all the psychotic murderers who kill for fun every night

	'''Alliances:'''		'''Alliances:'''

James Varga at 02:06, 11 November 2008

2008-11-11T02:06:35Z

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	'''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM		'''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM
	'''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW		'''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW

			The Church Leadership Council (the core leadership of the organization) consists of Dr. Acula (leader), the Horny Mathematician (second in command), Darth Varga (commander of military forces), Wolfen, and C.G. Murder

	'''Current Members:'''		'''Current Members:'''
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	'''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -		'''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -
	'''The Lounge Lizards'''		'''The Lounge Lizards''' - this clique's membership consists of Darth Varga (leader), Wolfen, Dr. Giggles, Magnifico the Murderous Midget, the Goofies, Big Tony, Squideon, and the Horny Zombie. This group got their name by sitting around all day drinking, getting high, or both and making fun of television shows, other Church members (especially top leadership), and other various subjects instead of doing what they were supposed to be doing.
	'''Team Anal'''		'''Team Anal'''
	'''Kill Krew'''		'''Kill Krew'''

James Varga at 02:00, 11 November 2008

2008-11-11T02:00:33Z

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	Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend)		Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend)
	Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend)		Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend)

			'''NOTE:''' Here recently the Church of the Unholy's group structure has disentigrated to a point where three large cliques have formed within the group that are still aligned with the group as a whole, but usually break off and hang out together whenever they get a chance. These are the cliques -
			'''The Lounge Lizards'''
			'''Team Anal'''
			'''Kill Krew'''

	'''Alliances:'''		'''Alliances:'''

James Varga at 23:55, 2 November 2008

2008-11-02T23:55:14Z

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	History: The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!		'''History''': The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!

	But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.		But then they were torn apart. After a failed weapons raid in China, the group was quickly taken apart and disbanded…or were they. The group’s remnants fled underground. There they made their base the Castle of Blood and continued their operations in secret. Their leadership also made a complex series of alliances with other evil organizations. After doing this, they made their return to the world stage and are now just as powerful as they were before.

	Current Members:		'''Feds:''' NFW, TEAM, Just Wrestling, HOW, SNM
			'''Past Feds:''' GLOBAL, CoP, GCW, HSW, EPW

			'''Current Members:'''
	James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)		James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)
	Space Condom Monster of Death		Space Condom Monster of Death
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	The Evil Bong		The Evil Bong

	Former and/or Incarcerated members:		'''Former and/or Incarcerated members:'''
	James Varga (singles)		James Varga (singles)
	AXEL Action (singles/MIA)		AXEL Action (singles/MIA)
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	Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend)		Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend)

	Alliances:		'''Alliances:'''
	Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)		Circus of Doom (joint merger of groups)
	Decepticons		Decepticons
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	The Army of King Bowser		The Army of King Bowser

	Enemies:		'''Enemies:'''
	United States Government		United States Government
	United Nations		United Nations
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	Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)		Psycho Bunny (half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny)

	Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:		'''Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:'''
	Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.		Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.
	Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature		Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature

	Unholy World Tour:		'''Unholy World Tour:'''
	The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008		The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008

	PTC Events:		'''PTC Events:'''
	Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost		Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in IG45 and lost
	James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost		James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost
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	Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50		Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50

	TEAM Events:		'''TEAM Events:'''
	Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008		Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008
	Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship		Evil James has won the TEAM Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship Twice and the Free For All Championship

	Church UNHOLY Facts:		'''Church UNHOLY Facts:'''
	1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.		1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval.
	2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.		2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ.
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	55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.		55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.
	Official Myspace Page:		Official Myspace Page:
	www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy		[www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy]

James Varga at 00:06, 28 September 2008

2008-09-28T00:06:14Z

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	Current Members:		Current Members:
			James Varga the Handler (Church Entertainment Director and former AWC superstar)
	Space Condom Monster of Death		Space Condom Monster of Death
	Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)		Darth Varga (was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world)
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	Oil Slick Blob Creature		Oil Slick Blob Creature
	Waterlogged Zombies		Waterlogged Zombies
			Hockey Mask Killer
			The Evil Bong

	Former and/or Incarcerated members:		Former and/or Incarcerated members:
	James Varga (~~promoter~~)		James Varga (singles)
	AXEL Action (singles/MIA)		AXEL Action (singles/MIA)
	Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)		Captain Carnage (singles, a psychotic maniac who lives in a world inside his head)
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	Chaos Dimension		Chaos Dimension
	Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)		Evil Fish Construction Company (Moneymaster, Piranha Lady, Raper, Painmaster Tyrone, slimy investors, various evil minions)
			The Army of King Bowser

	Enemies:		Enemies:
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	James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost		James Varga took place in IG46 and IG47 and lost
	The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49		The Space Condom Monster of Death is taking part in IG49
			Darth Varga is participating in the historic IG50

	TEAM Events:		TEAM Events:

James Varga at 02:23, 18 September 2008

2008-09-18T02:23:51Z

Show changes

VARGA at 04:20, 11 March 2008

2008-03-11T04:20:34Z

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	52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.		52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.
	53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."		53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."
			54. Evil James started an Unholy record label for the Church called Unholy Brethren Records.
			55. Evil James claims that he will survive the Apocalypse on December 12, 2012 in order to pass on his knowledge to the last remnants of humanity left in the wastelands of the world.
	Official Myspace Page:		Official Myspace Page:
	www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy		www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy

VARGA at 04:16, 11 March 2008

2008-03-11T04:16:06Z

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	Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)		Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)
	Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)		Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)

			Church of the Unholy Death Metal Record Label:
			Label Name - Unholy Brethren, Inc.
			Bands signed - Castration of the Defrocked Priest, Village of the Inbred, Possession of the Demonic, Humanoid Subcreature

	Unholy World Tour:		Unholy World Tour:

VARGA at 04:01, 6 March 2008

2008-03-06T04:01:18Z

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	Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)		Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell)
	Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)		Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)

			Unholy World Tour:
			The COTU has officially announced that it will be starting the Twisted Flesh World Tour 2008 as of March 1, 2008

			PTC Events:
			Unholy Antichrist Presidential Candidate Johnathan Richard Mabus took part in the latest IG round

			TEAM Events:
			Evil James is taking part in the TEAM TiT 2008

	Church UNHOLY Facts:		Church UNHOLY Facts:

VARGA at 04:41, 1 March 2008

2008-03-01T04:41:22Z

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	51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.		51. Evil James is completely out of control but in control at the same time.
	52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.		52. It's AXEL's opinion that some people can be such bitches.
			53. Evil James takes full responsibility for the viral outbreaks in Las Vegas. However, he will soon deny it and blame it all on "the terrorist regime" and ask the nation to show a lot of "resolve."
	Official Myspace Page:		Official Myspace Page:
	www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy		www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy