James Varga Character List

This is the updated character list. Decided to only put currently active and/or living characters on here. Most of the rest of the characters are complete crap (except for The Broom, of course). So enjoy the madness that is the James Varga universe.

Good Guys

Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean

Captain Jack Morgan In the first chapter of the Black Ocean, Jack kills James Vaga on a small mountain on Illitharia in the first scene and obtains the Port Key to Hell. Then he and his crew decide that the best course of action is to find the Port Key located in Devonia that leads off world and take the Portal off planet. They want to do this to become the greatest pirates of all time. Once they leave Illitharia, they head to the Devonian port of Mammatus. The Mammatons are soon attacked by the Nephilim, causing the pirate and his crew to head south to avoid the battle. The only problem is Datth Varga and his Ninja Army are waiting for them there. After killing all the Ninjas and evading Darth Varga, the pirates escaped into the Devonian Northern Plains where they survived a Dire Wolf attack. They then ended up in the Hills of Satan where Wolfen met up with them and they ended up at the village of the Hulks. Shaman Hulk then told them of a prophecy about three men who would journey through the stars and reach the end of the universe. After this, the Pirates ended up in the Devonian Badlands where they survived a Giant Land Crab attack by killing the beast. They then end up in Goblin Valley where they fight off four Goblin warriors before witnessing the Knights of Rodhi attacking the Goblin army, thus giving them a better chance of sneaking into Rodhi at nightfall. The three pirates then are led by Jack into the Petrified Forest. There they witness a Hades Corporation employee surveying but decide to move on rather than investigate. After surviving walking through desert baking under the unforgiving sun, the pirates finally rest upon reaching the grassy coastal area only to have Hulk save Jack from being attacked by Zombie Varga whom he kills. After killing Zombie Varga, the Pirates waited until nighfall to sneak past the fortress of Omega Centauri and into the Kingdom of Rodhi. Upon sneaking past the Knightly guards, the pirate stole a small pouch of coins and the priates were safe until the clown broke wind. When the Knights heard this, they chased the pirates into the grasslands of Rodhi until they reached the Golden Throne. After the pirates escaped from the throne after a quick battle with the pirates, the Evil Ones circled the pirates. The clown used his white magic powers to help them escape to the Golden Stairs just as the Knights arrived and got into a skirmish with the Evil Ones. After escaping from the Evil Ones, the Pirates ended up running through the Valley of the Gods before finding the Port Key leading Off-World. Then they survived a quick skirmish with the Evil Ones before running to Oberon and leaving the planet through the portal. After exiting through the portal, they ended up in Metal City on the planet Ore. Once there, they were soon taken to the Mayor's office and he let them leave the domed city without incident. Upon leaving, they ended up in the dreaded Rusted Lands where they ended up in the ancient ruins of the planet's Great War. There they slayed a humanoid cult and the dragon they worshipped before finding the second Port Key and soon leaving the planet through the portal.

Killer Klown from Outer Space

In the first chapter of the Black Ocean, the clown and his fellow pirate Cave Hulk go with their captain Jack Morgan to Illitharia where Jack kills James Varga and gets his Port Key to Hell. Jack then comes up with a plan to use portals and their Port Keys to sail the Black Ocean of the universe. Clown and Hulk agree and the crew heads to Devonia where the port key and portal on Earth are located. There, Hulk's good relations with the Mammatons proves useful until the Nephilim attack the port city of Mammatus! The three pirates then try to sneak south only to be confronted by Nephilim but ultimately saved by Mammaton soldiers. However, this safety does not last long as they are soon confronted by Darth Varga and his Ninja Army! After killing all the Ninjas and evading Darth Varga, the pirates escaped into the Devonian Northern Plains where they survived a Dire Wolf attack. They then ended up in the Hills of Satan where Wolfen met up with them and they ended up at the village of the Hulks. Shaman Hulk then told them of a prophecy about three men who would journey through the stars and reach the end of the universe. After this, the Pirates ended up in the Devonian Badlands where they survived a Giant Land Crab attack by killing the beast. They then end up in Goblin Valley where they fight off four Goblin warriors before witnessing the Knights of Rodhi attacking the Goblin army, thus giving them a better chance of sneaking into Rodhi at nightfall. The three pirates then are led by Jack into the Petrified Forest. There they witness a Hades Corporation employee surveying but decide to move on rather than investigate. After surviving walking through desert baking under the unforgiving sun, the pirates finally rest upon reaching the grassy coastal area only to have Hulk save Jack from being attacked by Zombie Varga whom he kills.

Cave Hulk

In the first chapter of the Black Ocean, Hulk and his fellow pirate the Killer Klown from Outer Space go with their captain Jack Morgan to Illitharia where Jack kills James Varga and gets his Port Key to Hell. Clown and Hulk agree and the crew heads to Devonia where the port key and portal on Earth are located. There, Hulk's good relations with the Mammatons proves useful until the Nephilim attack the port city of Mammatus! The three pirates then try to sneak south only to be confronted by Nephilim but ultimately saved by Mammaton soldiers. However, this safety does not last long as they are soon confronted by Darth Varga and his Ninja Army! After killing all the Ninjas and evading Darth Varga, the pirates escaped into the Devonian Northern Plains where they survived a Dire Wolf attack. They then ended up in the Hills of Satan where Wolfen met up with them and they ended up at the village of the Hulks. Shaman Hulk then told them of a prophecy about three men who would journey through the stars and reach the end of the universe. After this, the Pirates ended up in the Devonian Badlands where they survived a Giant Land Crab attack by killing the beast. They then end up in Goblin Valley where they fight off four Goblin warriors before witnessing the Knights of Rodhi attacking the Goblin army, thus giving them a better chance of sneaking into Rodhi at nightfall. The three pirates then are led by Jack into the Petrified Forest. There they witness a Hades Corporation employee surveying but decide to move on rather than investigate. After surviving walking through desert baking under the unforgiving sun, the pirates finally rest upon reaching the grassy coastal area only to have Hulk save Jack from being attacked by Zombie Varga whom he kills.

Thier Allies

Wolfen

Wolfen was a college student in Slovakia before he was hiking one night and bitten by a wolf. The next day he woke up and was a werewolf. He was ostracized by his family and exiled from the mountain hamlet in which he lived. Now, he is a monster on the prowl in the dreaded Hills of Satan. His best friend is the Cave Hulk and they hate everybody. After trying to use his new stalking technique, he is caught by Hulk and Klown. Wolfen then joins the Pirates as they journey through the Hills of Satan and to the Hulk village. There, he leaves the Pirates and goes back into the wilderness from whence he came. Will appear on Future Earth.

Knights of Lagoon

The Knights of Lagoon were forced to retreat from their home planet and go into hiding here after the Birds of Prey swarmed their kingdom at the behest of the Piscean Empire and plunged the once peaceful realm into chaos. After jettisoning from the planet in an escape pod, the Knights landed on Earth next to a wrestling show. There, they were followed inside by the Birds of Prey and survived only by pretending to be professional wrestlers. They did such a good job, however, that they got hired to do it full time. But only time will tell if the Birds of Prey and the Piscean Empire are done with their attacks or if this is just the beginning.

The Hulk Family

The Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, is really Adam who is one of James Varga's best friends, they greeted the Pirates upon their arrival at the Hulk village. Shaman Hulk then told them of a prophecy of three men who would travel the stars before the Pirates went to bed and left the village the following morning. Hobo Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Sombrero Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Inbred Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Cyclops Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Construction Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Fast Food Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Gay Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Bondage Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Prehistoric Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Prehistoric Cave Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Macho Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Stoner Hulk, member of the Hulk Family British Hulk, member of the Hulk Family Shaman Hulk, leader of the Hulks, keeper of the holy Codex of the Hulks

Neutral Characters/Races

Mammatons, a species of people who evolved from the Mammoths that live on the northwestern coast of Devonia centered in the town of Mammatus, have thick fur and elephant faces, wear armor and have a Viking like culture, are wary of outsiders, are in a constant war against the evil forces of the kingdom of Nephilim

Nephilim Soldiers, they kill anything and anyone who is not in allegiance with them, they are evil but also attack other creatures considered to be evil, thus making them neutral

Metalons, the metal people of the planet Ore, they are hardworking and have no tolerance for slackers Picture of a Metalon

Bad Guys/Assorted Baddies and Enemies:

The Dark Man

The only thing known about him is that he was involved in Darth Varga being reprogrammed in space before his return to Earth from deep space, he also is rumored to be Darth's evil Master, in Chapter II: Hills of Satan it is revealed that he wants the pirates stopped to end their quest before it foils his ultimate plans, it is also revealed that he is not Darth's Master as was rumored and he makes a deal with Darth to stop the Pirates which Darth accepts.

Darth Varga

Darth has been plotting his revenge for months and now has tracked the Pirates to Mammatus, there he and his Ninja Army confront the Pirates for one possibly final battle, after losing said battle he kills the zombies of his dead ninjas and then makes a deal with the Dark Man to stop the Killer Pirates from completely their quest of sailing the entire Black Ocean of the universe. Darth then corners the Pirates in Mammatus but they kill all of his Ninjas and defeat him before he can kill Jack Morgan. After waking up from unconciousness, he is attacked by the zombies of his Ninja Army whom he quickly kills. Then he is confronted by the Dark Man and he makes a deal with him to stop the Pirates.

For precursor to the events of this, info can be found in the following promo link:Darth Varga: Rebirth

The Evil Ones

An unknown group of creatures that wear black hooded robes and have been spotted in the area near the Hills of Satan. Rumored to be controlling the Nephilim to attack the other races on the continent. Also rumored by the Hulks to be killing all travellers in the area of their village. Since they are nocturnal they only hunt at night. They only recently appeared on the continent of Devonia. Theories include that they come from Hell or are from outer space.

Unholy Terrors

Formerly the Circus of DOOM~!, a group of psychotic monsters, creatures, and subcreatures that are out to kill the Pirates, they are everywhere in all realms, their dark master keeps himself hidden so much so that his name is not even known

James Varga

returned from the Nether Region with the armies of both Hell and the Nether Region to bring about the Apocalypse on Earth, this action will play a major role later on in the series when the Pirates return to Earth's future

Zombie Varga

After being slain by Jack in the first part of The Pirate, Varga's body rose from the dead and now he is an undead zombie still hunting the man who ended his mortal life, has died numerous times before only to come back to life in human form, he can't do that until his zombie self is killed and he returns to the wretched fires of the Netherrealm (aka the Nether Region to many) from whence he escaped the last time. Killed by Cave Hulk after the Pirates successfully made it out of the Petrified Forest on Devonia.

Zombies

the zombie disease appeared after James Varga escaped from the Nether Region back to Earth, now it reanimates the dead all over this planet and humanity is in chaos due to this fact

Ninja Army

Darth Varga's Ninja Army, clones created in secret labs all across Illitharia after the other cloning lab were destroyed

HADES Corporation

Raphael Black, CEO of the Hades Corporation, one of the world's foremost manufacturers of chemical products Picasso, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Milena, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Matisse, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Monet, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Leonardo, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Rembrandt, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Cezanne, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head Van Gogh, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit Kahlo, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit Renoir, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit Pollock, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit Michaelangelo, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit Warhol, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit WARRIOR, HADES Corporation's security army the Suits, HADES Corporation business personnel and officials

Piscean Empire

Birds of Prey

this alliance rules the planet Lagoonus with an iron fist, are out to kill the Knights of Lagoon, the only beings capable of overthrowing them and saving the captured King Swan

Other Beings

Millipede

Assassin, modeled after Scorpion and Noob Saibot, hired to kill someone, it is not known whom his target is

Centipede

Assassin, brother of Millipede, hired to kill a target but not the same one as his brother

Oinkers

Pig Cops

Space Pirates

Pirates from space

Giant Fetus of Death

Created when the spaceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe and the egg merged with the Giant Sperm (deceased, turned into a giant planet and dimension eating baby) Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding

Black Angel of Death

James Varga's guise after he was killed the first time, now a seperate entity that watches the destruction around him, always appears when a death is near

God

creator of the universe

Angels of Death

God's extermination squads