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Clinton Sage (born: Clinton Arthur Greene, September 11th, 1974) is predominantly an asshole.
Clinton Sage (born: Clinton Arthur Keene, September 11th, 1974) is predominantly an asshole.




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==Clinton Sage Trivia™==
==Clinton Sage Trivia™==
* The historic performance of Rich Rollins through the GTT5 tournament, where he swept every possible vote (48-0) was made even more awesome by the fact that when he ran into Clinton Sage in round 1 of GTT6, he couldn't muster even one vote. (0-3)
* The historic performance of Rich Rollins through the GTT5 tournament, where he swept every possible vote (48-0) was made even more awesome by the fact that when he ran into Clinton Sage in round 1 of GTT6, he couldn't muster even one vote. (0-3)
* The formula for finding the most powerful entity in the PTC universe resembles the following: Take every vaulted [[GTT]] tournament winner ([[Angelo Deville]], [[Doctor Curiosity]], [[Rich Rollins]], [[Jason Snow]]), add them together and the prestige they represent, then realize they've all been lost to Clinton Sage. No transitive property or theorems are needed.
* The formula for finding the most powerful entity in the PTC universe resembles the following: Take every vaulted [[GTT]] tournament winner ([[Angelo Deville]], [[Doctor Curiosity]], [[Rich Rollins]], [[Jason Snow]]), add them together and the prestige they represent, then realize they've all lost to Clinton Sage. No transitive property or theorems are needed.
* Dislikes Volvo's.
* Dislikes Volvo's.
* Looks forward to the day when a statue cast of solid gold is erected in his honor.
* Looks forward to the day when a statue cast of solid gold is erected in his honor.
* Jonathan Rhine wouldn't have anything without Clinton Sage. Jonathan who? EXACTLY!




[[Category:FUSE Wrestlers]]
[[Category:FUSE Wrestlers]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Characters]]

Latest revision as of 01:39, 30 March 2008

Clinton Sage
First Appearance
Latest Appearance

FUSE Uproar
Federations
Age
33
Birthplace
Pennsylvania
Finisher
"Garrote" (Triangle Choke)
Wrestling Style
Technical Brawler
Handler
Ryan Murray


Clinton Sage (born: Clinton Arthur Keene, September 11th, 1974) is predominantly an asshole.


Personality

Physical Traits

Personal History

FUSE Wrestling

A wrestler for FUSE, and currently the FUSE Universal Champion and the PTC Unified Champion.

Clinton Sage is a member of the heel stable The Affliction.

Clinton Sage Trivia™

  • The historic performance of Rich Rollins through the GTT5 tournament, where he swept every possible vote (48-0) was made even more awesome by the fact that when he ran into Clinton Sage in round 1 of GTT6, he couldn't muster even one vote. (0-3)
  • The formula for finding the most powerful entity in the PTC universe resembles the following: Take every vaulted GTT tournament winner (Angelo Deville, Doctor Curiosity, Rich Rollins, Jason Snow), add them together and the prestige they represent, then realize they've all lost to Clinton Sage. No transitive property or theorems are needed.
  • Dislikes Volvo's.
  • Looks forward to the day when a statue cast of solid gold is erected in his honor.
  • Jonathan Rhine wouldn't have anything without Clinton Sage. Jonathan who? EXACTLY!