Clinton Sage: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 01:39, 30 March 2008

Clinton Sage (born: Clinton Arthur Keene, September 11th, 1974) is predominantly an asshole.

A wrestler for FUSE, and currently the FUSE Universal Champion and the PTC Unified Champion.

Clinton Sage is a member of the heel stable The Affliction.

The historic performance of Rich Rollins through the GTT5 tournament, where he swept every possible vote (48-0) was made even more awesome by the fact that when he ran into Clinton Sage in round 1 of GTT6, he couldn't muster even one vote. (0-3)
The formula for finding the most powerful entity in the PTC universe resembles the following: Take every vaulted GTT tournament winner (Angelo Deville, Doctor Curiosity, Rich Rollins, Jason Snow), add them together and the prestige they represent, then realize they've all lost to Clinton Sage. No transitive property or theorems are needed.
Dislikes Volvo's.
Looks forward to the day when a statue cast of solid gold is erected in his honor.
Jonathan Rhine wouldn't have anything without Clinton Sage. Jonathan who? EXACTLY!

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+Clinton Sage (born: Clinton Arthur Keene, September 11th, 1974) is predominantly an asshole.
+==Personality==
+==Physical Traits==
+==Personal History==
+==FUSE Wrestling==
 A wrestler for FUSE, and currently the [[FUSE Universal Title|FUSE Universal Champion]] and the [[PTC Unified Title|PTC Unified Champion]].
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 Clinton Sage is a member of the heel stable [[The Affliction]].
+==Clinton Sage Trivia&trade;==
+* The historic performance of Rich Rollins through the GTT5 tournament, where he swept every possible vote (48-0) was made even more awesome by the fact that when he ran into Clinton Sage in round 1 of GTT6, he couldn't muster even one vote. (0-3)
+* The formula for finding the most powerful entity in the PTC universe resembles the following: Take every vaulted [[GTT]] tournament winner ([[Angelo Deville]], [[Doctor Curiosity]], [[Rich Rollins]], [[Jason Snow]]), add them together and the prestige they represent, then realize they've all lost to Clinton Sage. No transitive property or theorems are needed.
+* Dislikes Volvo's.
+* Looks forward to the day when a statue cast of solid gold is erected in his honor.
+* Jonathan Rhine wouldn't have anything without Clinton Sage. Jonathan who? EXACTLY!
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