Church of the Unholy
History: The Church of the Unholy was first formed by Belial in 1209 A.D. and the actual Church is located close to the Vatican City in Rome, Italy. It has avoided detection for years. The evil Sith Lord James VARGA, the future Darth Varga, and his best friend and former UWF feud partner AXEL Action found the Church and used VARGA's intimate knowledge of the Dark Arts to get the Church back to power. Now they are out to destroy the world...once and for all!
Members: VARGA/Dark Varga (tag -Team AmeriPAN and singles) AXEL Action (tag - Team AmeriPAN and singles) Captain Carnage (singles) Xenomorph (tag - Universal Bad Asses) Yautja (tag - Universal Bad Asses) Belial (singles) Grave Digger (singles) Dick (non-wrestling, manager - VARGA/Dark Varga, a pissed off rocker in his forties who talks trash and is blunt about everything) Ace Action (non-wrestling, manager - Team AmeriPAN) The Satanic Nun (non-wrestling, manager) Unholy Knights (non-wrestling, bodyguards) Mr. C.G. Murder (non-wrestling, Tioneb's best friend when he was alive, likes to commit murder for fun) Devil Dan (non-wrestling, an annoying prankster in a devil costume) The Unholy Power Rangers (non-wrestling, five Rangers with powers of Demonzords) Mecha Stein (non-wrestling, kaiju) Mecha Cheney (non-wrestling, kaiju) Mecha Dio (non-wrestling, kaiju) Midget Varga (non-wrestling) Midget Action (non-wrestling) Unholy Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) Fallen Demi-God Toineb (non-wrestling, group leader/unholy deity they worship) Cyber Ninjas (non-wrestling, sneak attacks backstage and other dirty deeds) Possessed Homeless People (non-wrestling, stalking) Boobs McGee (non-wrestling, AXEL's girlfriend) Brandi Blowjob (non-wrestling, VARGA's girlfriend) Unholy Demon Guardians (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds) Unholy Jesters (non-wrestling, do AXEL’s evil deeds at a moment‘s notice) Humanoid Subcreatures (non-wrestling) Hounds of Hell (non-wrestling, guardians of the Church grounds and surrounding wilderness areas) Unholy Druids (non-wrestling, demonic worship and other evil deeds) Warlocks (non-wrestling, spell casting) Witches (non-wrestling, spell casting) Critters (non-wrestling, ambush) Ghoulies (non-wrestling, summoned for evil deeds) Wendigo (non-wrestling, protects the Church from Angel Vince who tries to eliminate all mention of Tioneb from Earth to prevent Armageddon) Demonically Possessed Roid Freak (non-wrestling, some crazy roided up body builder who is in love with himself) Satanzilla (non-wrestling, a giant reptilian Godzilla monster from Hell) Killer Kong (non-wrestling, an evil member of the Donkey Kong family who is psychotic and a brutal murderer)
Church UNHOLY Facts: 1. VARGA claims that the movie "The Giant Claw" has the Church's seal of approval. 2. AXEL claims that he is the son of the Anti-Christ. 3. Evil James VARGA is the Anti-Christ, so therefore AXEL is the product of his Unholy semen. 4. Evil James VARGA is NOT the Anti-Christ, he just thinks he is. So therefore, AXEL is not the product of his Unholy semen. 5. Evil James VARGA wants to have eyes like Jessica Alba in "The Eye" so he can see shadow humanoid subcreatures taking away the souls of the dead. 6. AXEL Action has demon spawn in 49 of 50 states. 7. Evil James' favorite movies are "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "The Goonies." 8. AXEL's favorite band is Maroon 5. 9. Evil James' favorite band is Kool and the Gang. 10. AXEL's favorite pornstar is Jenna Jameson. Official Myspace Page: www.myspace.com/churchoftheunholy