Banned & Exiled~!
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Banned & Exiled~! is an American professional tag team in Global Championship Wrestling consisting of Chris Storm (real name, Scott Drake, born November 22 1977) and Markus Stone (born November 25 1980) best known for their anti-authority style and trouble making. The two returned shortly ago from serving an indefinite suspension following WorldWide 71 when the two pulled a prank on owner Steven Caldera. It was their second suspension from the company. They are currently the longest reigning GCW Tag Team Champions, still holding the titles after defending them against the Establishment (Steven Caldera, LeStatt Knight, & Peter Maxwell) on WorldWide 79 in a handicap match. As of now, Steven Caldera is hoping the ex-sumo wrestler Kimbusa can finally dethrone the longest reigning tag team champions, placing him in a match against the five hundred pounder at Rampage.
Professional Wrestling Career
The true origins of Banned & Exiled~! isn't clearly known, but it is believed they were formed as a joke backstage in WIW after both men were banned from any Primetime Central events. Others claim the two officially began their careers as Banned & Exiled~! during the first and only Primetime Central Tag Team tournament. The two defeated Jade & Lacuna Debris in the first round but Markus Stone had to pull out of the tournament before the start of the second round. Markus was replaced by a wrestler named Sin. Chris and Sin lost to the eventual winners of the tournament, The Phenomenons.
After short stints in various promotions some years later, Markus Stone resurfaced in Global Championship Wrestling. His old partner, Scott Drake, was actively in Legacy of Champions. During the several down periods of LoC, Scott signed a pay-per-appearance contract with Global Championship Wrestling. The deal saw the reformation of a previous tag team, Banned & Exiled~! with his long-time friend from WIW, Markus Stone. The two are enjoying a lengthy title reign as the Tag Team Champions, winning the belt off the previous champions, UNITED, at the supershow High Stakes. Consequentially, the two have remained in their old ways and continue to get in trouble with authority. The duo were suspended indefinitely after WorldWide 71 after pulling a prank on owner Steven Caldera. This was their second suspension. They have also been fined almost $10,000 a piece in damages. At High Stakes they were arrested for rigging casino games, but the charges were dropped in time for the two to wrestle for the Tag Team titles.
In wrestling
- Finishing and signature moves
- BANNED~! (A Superkick (Zero Tolerance) from Markus into a German Suplex from Storm)
- EXILED~! (Shining Wizard (Silencing the Voices) from Markus as Storm hits a Spinal Tap)
- TAP~! (Boston Crab/Camel Clutch combo)
- Spike Piledriver (Storm jumps, Stone holds)
Championships and accomplishments
- Global Championship Wrestling
- Tag Team Champion (1-time, 04/05/07-current)
Famous Quotes
- From WorldWide 61 on Feb. 10th 2007 -Chris Storm's first appearance in GCW
With the referee’s help, Markus is able to get back to his feet. The referee turns around, looking curious as to why Kyle is suddenly on the mat. His attention turns to Storm, who pretends as if he had just been watching the entire thing innocently.
Storm: He tripped. Seriously, get that dude some better shoes or something. Saw the whole thing. So did this little fat fu*k in the front row.
Cue fat little kid crying & an angry mom.
- From WorldWide 63 on March 9th 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! prank Pleasure & Pain
Storm: So how’s the misses? She been keeping you busy? I know how that is, mine is at home being TOTALLY KNOCKED UP. You know, because of my massive member.
- From WorldWide 64 on March 26th 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! reunite with Tony Blaine
Storm: It’s Tony Blaine! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
- From High Stakes on April 5th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! win the Tag Team titles
Stone: Stole is such a harsh word. I prefer to think of it as liberating. We liberated the titles from the tyranny hands of the Dyke Brigade.
- From WorldWide 65 on April 18th, 2007 -Tessa Windsor is appointed their babysitter
Windsor: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you two. I don’t have to compete in the ring, but I’m still under contract. And as such, Steven Caldera has named me as your personal babysitter. It’s my job to make sure the two of you stay out of trouble.
Stone: Ah, that sucks for you. We’re pricks.
- From WorldWide 67 on May 10th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! protest losing
Stone: Hey Tessa, I thought you said you were getting those appeal forms about our completely unjustified loses last week.
Storm: Yeah.
Chris stops for a moment and glances over at Vivica. His eyebrow raised and his lip wrinkled, a sure sign that he was about to say something stupid.
Storm: Is this lesbo stopping you to try and get you to scissor?
Stone: Hey, dude, not cool. We don’t make fun of people from Lebanese.
Storm: Oh right, sorry bro.
- From Warpath on June 3rd, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! don't take no shit-
Storm: Hell no! We’re the shit. We’re the shit’s shit.
Stone: So we’re shit squared?
Storm: Wait…what now?
- From WorldWide 69 on June 13th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! meet the Not-So-Bright Executioners
NSBE #1&2: We are the Not-So Bright Executioners!
Storm: Not-So Bright?
NSBE #1: Dark Executioners was taken.
Storm: I can imagine.
- From WorldWide 70 on June 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! discover the truth about Steven Caldera
Caldera: For starters, a donkey is an ass. The offspring off a donkey and a horse is a mule, you morons.
Storm: So you’re a smelly old hinny?
Caldera: No I am not a hinny!
Stone: Then you are a jackass.
Caldera: Damnit I’m not a jackass either!
Storm: Wait, I’m confused now.
- From WorldWide 72 on July 27th, 2007 -Chris Storm's favorite toy
With help from Dan
Jay Terror: Some action figures? Come on...
Storm: Not just any action figures, but the most awesome action figures ever! Look, they even have super voice action.
As excited as a kid on Christmas, Chris pushes a button on the back of the Chris Storm action figure.
Toy: I rock!
Storm: You so totally do little action Storm!
- From Tsunami on August 12th, 2007 -Chris Storm boxes a kangaroo
Stone: Now we must remind those at home, please try this. It is totally fun and wicked. You can find kangaroos at your local zoo. Boxing is like second nature to them and shit.
- From WorldWide 73 on August 21th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! are serious, seriously
Storm: We never joke.
Stone: We’re as serious as Al Gore on Bingo night.
Storm: If not more serious.
- From Dangerous Games on August 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~!'s secret plan
Storm: We’re working on our secret plan.
Tessa: Secret plan?
Stone: Yeah, each day we’ve been removing everything from Caldera’s office and adding another layer of wall paper. We hope in a few months that he enters his office and gets stuck.
Storm: It subtle enough that he won’t notice, but clever enough to work.
- From Dangerous Games on August 27th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! time out
Wrote by Ben
Yale: This is ridiculous, you two are still in this match!
Stone: Did you tell him about the time-out thing?
Storm: I told him.
- From WorldWide 74 on September 12th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~! roll out
Tessa: Did anyone ever tell you two that you both are retarded?
Storm: Well if spending $70,000 to try and save GCW from MegaTron and the rest of the Descpticons is retarded, then call us retarded.
Tessa: You’re retarded. Both of you.
Stone: That was mean.
- From WorldWide 77 on November 16th, 2007 -LeStatt Knight scares Banned & Exiled~!
Stone: Dude, Chris, I think he’s hitting on you.
Knight: I was winking at Tessa you moron.
Storm: Oh good, you had me worried for a second. Had me thinking you were about to go all "drop the soap" on me.
- From WorldWide 78 on November 30th, 2007 -Chris Storm learns the truth about the SEC
Stone: You see Chris, LSU and the SEC is secretly ran by evil robot Nazis that use college football as a cover to spread their propaganda.
Storm: Really?
Stone: Yes! And I’ll have you know that for his birthday after the Louisiana Tech game, LSU’s head coach Les Miles ate a birthday cake.
Storm: Oh well that’s not so bad. I mean a nice birthday cake and a good win is a great way to celebrate one’s day of birth.
Stone: A cake made of puppies. Baby puppies!
Storm: Oh nos!
- From WorldWide 78 on November 30th, 2007 -Banned & Exiled~!'s experiment
With help from Billy
Vivica: What kind of experiment?
Stone: Super secret. Sorry ladies, we can’t disclose our research until it has been confirmed or denied.
Vivica: How about I confirm my boot going down your throat?
Storm: Gah, no need to get all PMS-ie. It’s not like we’re trying to spike your water bottles and see if it is true when they say every woman is two drinks away from being a lesbian. And we certainly were not going to try and toss you two a football to jump start our new lesbian football league.
- From WorldWide 79 on December 11th, 2007 -More about football-
Storm: Granted I imagine this National title game will be worst. Boy would I hate to be a Buckeye, you would have to be nuts to root for them. Get it? Nuts. Roots. I’m fricking hilarious, I swear to Rod I am.
Stone: I would like to mention that I am not an LSU fan, and I want no part of that. I root for the school that actually deserves to play for a National title.
Storm: Dude, you just said root too. Sweet! The Buckeyes drool, Tigers rule.
- From WorldWide 81 on January 12th, 2008 -Astro Turf
Storm: Maybe we should just kick his ass. I mean he just looks like an old Mexican guy. We can take him.
Stone: Nah man, I hear those old Mexican guys can bring a fight. That and take care of a lawn really well. But we don’t have any grass in here.
Storm: Dude, we should so totally get some grass or something in here. We would be the most awesome tag team champions ever if we had that shit.
Stone: Dude, Astro turf!
Storm: Yes! We should make like a memo or something for Caldera about this.
- From WorldWide 82 on January 22, 2008 -Man Tits made Banned & Exiled~! sad
Stone: The only thing we fear is his massive man-tits.
Storm: Sweaty man-boobs are lame.
Caldera: Always quick with the jokes. But Kimbusa is no laughing matter.
Storm: Dude, man-tits is never funny.
- From WorldWide 83 on February 6th 2008 -Scary movies
With help from JJ
Scream Like Phone Voice: Chris and Markus, do you like scary movies?
Stone: Hell yeah, cause the chicks get all scared and are like "hold me!" and I’m all like "oh yeah, someone is getting lucky and his name rhymes with Bone."
Storm: Ben Cone is getting lucky?
- From WorldWide 83 on February 6th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! get pranked
Stone: So Dorian pranked you while you were in the middle of the ring?
Tessa: YES!
Storm: And we distracted you long enough for him to pull it off?
Tessa: YES!
Stone: Haha! You just got pranked by Dorian. That’s hilarious.
Tessa: And you two got tricked by Dorian.
Markus Stone’s laugh quickly dies as her words sink in on him.
Stone: Aww…we got pranked by Dorian.
Storm: Dude, we suck.
Stone: We should like, retire or something.
- From WorldWide 84 on February 16th 2008 -It's not delivery
Stone: Must be the delivery boy, he must have forgotten something.
Chris reaches out for his partner, but his hand falls short.
Storm: It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!
- From WorldWide 84 on February 16th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! are Banned~!
Caldera: That is a mighty tall order considering I’m having the two of you BANNED from ringside.
Storm: What! You can’t ban us! We’re Banned & Exiled~!....Oh wait…yeah actually I guess you can.
Stone: Dude, I think we just got pwned.
Storm: Ah snap, sucks for your Rikki.
- From WorldWide 85 on February 27th 2008 -Banned & Exiled~! are experts
With help from Dan
Jay Terror: Seriously. I have a match to get ready for and I'm sure soda isn't going to help any.
Stone: Dude, we can totally help with that.
Storm: Yeah, we’re like experts at beating women.
Markus freezes, looking at Chris. He gives a soft and nervous fake laugh.
Stone: Not that we ACTUALLY beat women are anything. That’s wrong.
Storm: What the hell are you talking about? Just before we got here you was all slapping around that woman for getting your order wrong at the bar. You were all like BITCH! SLAP! And she was all like ‘don’t slap me’ and you totally slapped her around. It rocked.
- From WorldWide 86 on March 24th 2008 -Attack of the Super Nerds
Nerd: Ha! A twenty! My red mage kills the orc with a single swing!
Storm: Twenty-side Dice? Mages? Orcs?
Stone: We must be dealing with super nerds. The Never-Been-Laid-Living-In-The-Basement-Playing-World-Of-Warcraft Super Nerds.
Storm: The worst kind. I hear they're allergic to sunlight.
Stone: No dude, that’s vampires.
Storm: You sure?