James Varga Character List

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1. Killer Klown from Outer Space/Dark Harlequin, Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, formerly the 'Killer Klown from Outer Space,' may or may not be a Killer Klown from Outer Space, met Jack Morgan at James Varga's training school, joined Darth Varga after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots accidentally burned his face with acid during a battle with Darth Varga, has competed or appeared in the NWC, Wisoming Wrestling, LOW, PRIME, UWF, and GLOBAL 2. Morgan, Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, formerly Captain Jack Morgan a pot fell on his head and he thinks he's a pirate, met the KKFOS at James Varga's training school, joined Darth Varga after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots accidentally burned the clown's face with acid in a battle with Darth Varga, has competed in LOW, PRIME, UWF, and GLOBAL 3. War, formerly 'Army Ranger' Jon Collingwood, James Varga's best friend in high school, Partners In Crime, Four Horsemen, competed in GHW, RAW, NWCS, and Wisoming Wrestling, transformed by Darth Varga into the first of his Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse using some sort of transformation machine, he is the Horseman War 4. Swede Johanssen, Partners In Crime, James Varga's former bodyguard, competed in GHW, NWCC, and GW (missing) 5. Jamie Shallow, partners In Crime, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 6. Danny Hernandez, Partners In Crime, competed in GHW (as Halo), NWCC, and GW (missing) 7. 'Big' Dick N. Uranus, inbred retarded ex-porn star, competed in the UWF (decased, killed by Darth Varga) 8. James Varga the Handler, me, competed in the AWC (whereabouts unknown, presumed killed by Darth Varga) 9. Sea Man, creation of James Varga in his basement lab, member of the Coalition of the Willing (missing) 10. Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab (missing) 11. F.A.G. (Freaky Ass Ghoul), creation of James Varga in his basement lab, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by the Killer Pirates) 12. Acme, trained by James Varga (missing) 13. Acclaim, trained by James Varga (missing) 14. Booster, trained by James Varga (missing) 15. Zealot, trained by James Varga (missing) 16. the Wrestling Sausage, resident of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 17. Pepe the Giant Poodle, resident of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 18. Quagmire the Barbarian, resident of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 19. Nookie Monster, a horny version of the cookie monster that wants sex, not cookies, competed in the UWF (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 20. Super Congo, Africools, competed in the UWF (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 21. Kilimanjaro Killer, Africools, competed in the UWF (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 22. Sudanese Phantom, Africools, competed in the UWF (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 23. Cave Hulk, a giant hulking cave beats with a club, competed in the UWF, member of the Hulk Family and the Coalition of the Willing (relocated, Devonia) 24. Adam Wilson, James Varga's best friend, can turn into the Hulk, Hermit the Crab, and Psychoslasher, member of the Coalition of the Willing, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Spokane, Washington, USA) 25. Matthew Litten, James Varga's other best friend, member of the Coalition of the Willing (relocated, Sacramento, California, USA) 26. April Engand, Adam and Matt's ex-girlfriend (missing) 27. Rene, Albertsons manager saved by James Varga, Adam, and Matt during zombie invasion (missing) 28. Zombie Tripods, part of Darth Varga's Extermination Squads, killed Tim Robbins at UWF Stable Wars (deceased, killed by Ninjas of DOOM~!) 29. Pierre the Vampire, Scottish vampire with a French name, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Dark Harlequin) 30. Cab Wolf, werewolf cab driver (missing) 31. the Giant Sperm, a giant sperm, competed in the Haystacks Invitational in the AWC (deceased, merged with giant egg at the center of the universe to create a giant fetus of doom) 32. Lisa Marie, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 33. Blair, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 34. Link, James Varga's Public Relations Specialist (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 35. Crawl, James Varga's Assistant Manager (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 36. Wolf Man, a werewolf (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 37. Space Condom 3000 (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 38. Dildon, leader of the Porno Power Rangers, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 39. Zachum, Porno Power Ranger, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 40. Billy, Porno Power Ranger, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 41. Pool Boy, Porno Power Ranger, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 42. Mr. Conal Cochran-Black, leader of the Hades Corporation (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 43. 'Maniac' Mike Savage, trained James Varga, Four Horsemen, competed in GHW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 44. 'Crippler' Chris Savage, trained James Varga, Four Horsemen, competed in GHW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 47. RWF Camera Dude, James Varga's personal cameraman in the RWF and GHW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 48. Joker, Joker from Batman impersonator (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 49. Old School, James Varga's trainer for two weeks (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 50. Gen. Abu Mohammed, James Varga's Head of Security, modeled after Baghdad Bob from the Iraq War (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 51. Translator, Gen. Abu Mohammed's translator (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 52. Vigilante, Vigilante Justice, tagged with Jon Collingwood (known as Judge) in GHW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 53. the Wolf, Pulp Varga, guy who cleans up messes (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 54. 'Big' Frank Torres, James Varga's school friend, EPW wrestler (relocated, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) 55. Dick's Ultra Pleasure 3000 Dildo, owned by 'Big' Dick N. Uranus (whereabouts unknown) 56. Mr. Dan Evil, James Varga's lawyer for one month (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 57. Mini-Varga, midget Varga created in a lab (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 58. Porno Yoda, midget porn star painted green, leader fo the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 59. Whack Off the Clown, demented clown (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 60. Man in Suit, Porno Yoda's secretary (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 61. Rat Bot, leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots (killed by Darth Varga) 62. Michaelhandjello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Robot (killed by Darth Varga) 63. Leomondo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Robot (killed by Darth Varga and Captain Jack Morgan) 64. Donatellall, Teenage Mutant Ninja Robot (killed by Darth Varga) 65. Rapheel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Robot (killed by Darth Varga) 66. the Shredder, leader of the Foot Clan (deceased, killed by James Varga and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots) 67. The Foot Clan, minions of the Shredder, a bunch of giant feet (deceased, destroyed by James Varga and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots) 68. Captain Ron, Executive Consultant of James Varga (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 69. Redbeard the Pirate, Killer Pirates' pirate mentor (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 70. Mantra, Eon Blue Apocalypse, competed in HSW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 71. Schism, Eon Blue Apocalypse, competed in HSW (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 72. Harry Pothead, a stoned Harry Potter impersonator (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 73. Ricky Retardo, suposed son of Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 74. Layla, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 75. Layla's Bong, Layla's bong, winner of a UWF Jobber Battle Royal (whereabouts unknown) 76. Napoleon Black, second in command of the Hades Corporation (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 77. Yolanda, Rikkelle's friend (missing) 78. Party Girl, Jon's hook-up during the Once Upon a Time in Las Vegas storyline (missing) 79. Killzar (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 80. Evil Dead, a zombie movie extra who conked his head and woke up thinking he was a zombie, competed in WMW, Evil Pigs, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 81. Pig-Man, a pig man, Evil Pigs, competed in WMW, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 82. HIV Joey, The Annoying Neighbors, competed in the AWC (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 83. Lamar the Kebbler Elf, The Annoying Neighbors, competed in the AWC (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 84. the Huckster, Charles Lee Ray transferred his soul from Chucky to a wrestling buddy, competed in UWF, competed in UWF Jobber Battle Royal (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 85. Robe I, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 86. Robe II, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 87. Robe III, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 88. Robe IV, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 89. Robe V, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 90. Robe VI, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 91. Robe VII, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 92. Robe VIII, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 93. Robe IX, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 94. Robe X, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 95. Robe XI, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 96. Robe XII, Hades Corportation Experiment (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 97. Northern Red-backed Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 98. Southern Red-backed Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 99. Red Tree Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 100. Dusky Tree Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 101. Woodland Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 102. Rock Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 103. Yellow-checked Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 104. California Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 105. Long-tailed Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 106. Creeping Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 107. Water Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 108. Tundra Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 109. Montane Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 110. Meadow Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 111. Prairie Vole, The Voles, James Varga's bodyguards (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 112. Toad, helped James Varga go through Mario World (missing) 113. 'Anguirus', fake Kaiju monster, wrestled James Varga once in the UWF (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 114. 'Biollante', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 115. 'Godzilla', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 116. 'Gamera', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 117. 'Jet Jaguar', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 118. 'Megalon', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 119. 'Gigan', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 120. 'Mothra', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 121. 'Rodan', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 122. 'Battra', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 123. 'Spacegodzilla', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 124. 'Ghidrah', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 125. 'Minya', fake Kaiju monster (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 126. Armadillo Man, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 127. Birdo de Crappo, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 128. Hungry Hippo, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 129. Karma Mastadon, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 130. Frog Man, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 131. Chicken of the Sea, Japanese Masked Monkeys (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 132. Bizarro James Varga (Stan), bizarro version of James (missing) 133. Bizarro Jon Collingwood (Donny), bizarro version of Jon (missing) 134. Bizarro Swede Johanssen (Fin Johnson), bizarro version of the Swede (missing) 135. Bizarro Danny Hernandez (Donny), bizarro version of Danny (missing) 136. Picasso, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 137. Milena, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 138. Matisse, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 139. Monet, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 140. Leonardo, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 141. Rembrandt, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 142. Cezanne, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 143. Van Gogh, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 144. Kahlo, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 145. Renoir, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 146. Pollock, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 147. Michaelangelo, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 148. Warhol, HADES Corporation GHOST Unit (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 149. WARRIOR, HADES Corporation's security army (missing) 150. the Suits, HADES Corporation business personnel and officials (missing) 151. the Horny Mathematician, leader of the Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 152. Amber Olsen, friend of James Varga (missing) 153. Danielle Duesing, friend of James Varga (missing) 154. Nick Stone, friend of James Varga (missing) 155. Igor, Horny Mathematician's/James Varga's lab assistant (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 156. Darth Shadow, Darth Starr's apprentice (deceased, killed by Jon Collingwood) 157. 'Old Man' Dick Scare, Devolution (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 158. 'Ratings Killer' Randy Boring, Devolution (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 159. 'The She-Male Animal' Tyroniqua, Devolution (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 160. Plan Jobber from Outer Space (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 161. Jobber to the Stars, a jobber (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 162. Random Local Jobber, a jobber (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 163. Masked Jobber, a masked jobber (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 164. Fat Jobber, a fat jobber (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 165. 144 Aliens, appeared in the James Varga Spaceship series (missing) 166. Pirate Bartender (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 167. Black Angel of Death I, James Varga when he was supposidely dead, competed in NWCC (missing) 168. Millipede, assassin modeled after Scorpion and Noob Saibot, competed in GHW (whereabouts unknown, inactive) 169. Spandex Steve (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 170. Eurotrash Earl (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 171. Blade Runner, wrestler in Japan believed to be James Varga under a mask, competed in GHW (missing) 172. Cock (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 173. Barf (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 174. Jack Meehoff (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 175. Harry Palms (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 176. Obvious Gimmick Infringement Man (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 177. Aladdin, man who found a magic lamp with a genie inside, wrestled at UWF Stable Wars (missing) 178. Count Fuckula (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 179. the Exorcist, manager of the Evil Pigs, member of the Coalition of the Willing (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 180. the Swordman, member of the Coalition of the Willing (missing) 181. Darth Varga, formerly wrestler James Varga, was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has won 30 titles in his career as James Varga, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, now allied with the Killer Pirates and Cave Hulk, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world, Circus of DOOM~! leader (missing) 182. Dumpster Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 183. Propellerhead, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 184. Guy with Purse, Team Gay (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 185. Homophobic Priest, Team Straight (deceased, killed by Team Beastiality) 186. Gaylord of the Universe, his team lost the battle at GLOBAL's High Octane PPV and he lost control of Castle Gayskull to Starightor, has since formed a New Team Gay that was utterly decimated at the hands of the Cave Hulk and Dark Harlequin when the Cave Hulk turned on his allies, now is on the run yet again, Team Gay Leader (relocated, Eternia) 187. Straightor, his team won the battle at GLOBAL's High Octane PPV and now he controls Castle Gayskull and Eternia, Team Straight Leader (relocated, Eternia) 188. Convict Dolphin, Team Bestiality (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 189. Mr. Head, Team Bestiality Leader (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 190. Hamster Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 191. Evil Rudolph, Team Bestiality (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 192. Body Cavity Search Police Officer, Team Gay (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 193. Carpet Licking Ballerina (C.L.B.), Team Gay (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 194. the Poop Throwing Monkey, Team Bestiality (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 195. the Angry Cock, Team Bestiality (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 196. Lobster Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 197. Crab Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 198. Redneck Robby, Team Straight (deceased, killed by Team Gay) 199. Hobo Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 200. Sombrero Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 201. Inbred Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 202. Cyclops Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 203. Construction Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 204. Fast Food Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 205. Gay Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 206. Bondage Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 207. Prehistoric Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 208. Prehistoric Cave Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 209. Macho Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 210. Stoner Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 211. Hermit the Crab, a giant hobo hermit crab (missing) 212. Groundhog Men, evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth during the Varga Crisis (missing) 213. Bizarro Freak, Circus of DOOM~! (killed by the Killer Pirates) 214. Inbred Cannibal Mountain Men, killer inbreeding cannibals (deceased, killed by the Coalition of the Willing) 215. The Used Car Salesman, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 216. The Illegal Alien, an alien hiding out on Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 217. One-Armed Bandit, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Killer Pirates) 218. The Converters, religious fanatics who use the Varga Crisis to try and convert everyone to their faith (missing) 219. Creature from Beyond Space, Circus of DOOM~! (killed by the Killer Pirates) 220. Cow Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 221. Wally the Wease, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 222. Stanky Skunk, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 223. Bandit Raccoon, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 224. The Rabid Wolverine, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 225. Marty McMouse, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 226. Big Brown Beaver, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 227. The Suicidal Lemming, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 228. Gary Gopher, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 229. Nutty Squirrel, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 230. The Flying Squirrel, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 231. Sandy Shrew, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 232. Bear Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 233. Wolfen, a Slovakian werewolf, HATE wrestling (relocated, Slovakia) 234. Worm Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 235. Moose Man, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 236. The Nut Biting Squirrel, Furry Woodland Creatures (missing) 237. The Running with Scissors Cowboy, a resident of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 238. The Oid, a giant steroid riddled freak superhero (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 239. The Underpants Monster, a monster who steals underwear (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 240. Horny the Bear, Smokey's Cousin, Smokey the Bear's Horny Cousin, Furry Woodland Creatures (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 241. Prince of Shrooms, leader of the Shroom Nation (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 242. Queen of Zombies, leader of the Zombies (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 243. Giant Spider, a giant spider (deceased, killed by Porno Yoda) 244. The Bad Actor, a bad acting wrestler, resident of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 245. Fatass, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 246. Super Fatass, Circus of DOOM~! (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 247. Aladdin's Gay Genie, Gaylord's lover, Aladdin's Genie (missing) 248. Abu the Monkey, Aladdin's monkey (missing) 249. Fluffy, Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger (relocated, Eternia) 250. Siegfreak, Troy's life partner, Gaylord's New Team Gay (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 251. Troy, Siegfreak's life partner, Gaylord's New Team Gay (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 252. Ninja Army, Darth Varga's Ninja Army, helped Darth Varga dispose of the Horny Mathematician and killed all of the Mathematician's remaining Zombie Army in just under an hour (whereabouts unknown) 253. Oinkers, Pig Cops (missing) 254. Boogerman, a booger eating psychopath, UWF (missing) 255. Snot, a giant ball of snot turned superhero, UWF (missing) 256. Nevada State Athletic Commission Referee Mortimer Pointdexter, a really annoying referee who enforces all the rules (deceased, killed by unknown, presumably Darth Varga for banning his use of a lightsaber in GLOBAL) 257. Squideon/Naked Squideon, the last survivor of the Circus of DOOM~!, the only one who survived Darth Varga and the Killer Pirate's extermination, on the run and considered to be a threat, the Coalition of the Willing is looking for him to join their group (deceased, killed by Captain Jack Morgan) 258. Giant Fetus of Death, created when the speceship Penistacular went through the egg at the center of the universe (deceased, turned into a giant planet and dimension eating baby) 259. Giant Baby of DOOM~!, destroying the universe and all dimensions in it just by feeding (deceased, killed by the Death Star and become a new form of intelligence) 260. HEAD, a being with a giant head, modeled after Marvel character Modok, aligned himself with Darth Varga during the Battle for the Universe (missing) 261. The Swashbuckler, a swashbuckling superhero, modeled after Marvel character El Aguila (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 262. Sharkorian the Barbarian, the barbarian leader of the shark tribe, escaped death in the battle for the universe by being unconcious in a cave, modeled after Marvel character Attuma 263. The Fake Superhero, a fake superhero, modeled after Marvel character Blue Shield (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 264. Beastar, an outer space warrior, modeled after Marvel character Blastaar (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 265. Crimson Knight, a crimson colored knight, modeled after Marvel character Crimson Dynamo (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 266. Conquistador, an evil conquistador from outer space, modeled after Marvel character Defensor (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 267. Dread Pirate, a space pirate, modeled after Marvel character Dread Knight (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 268. Machine Man, a hulking machine, modeled after Marvel character Dreadnought (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 269. Monstro, an evil warrior beast, modeled after Marvel characters Gargoyle and Chondu the Mystic (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 270. Sorceress, an evil sorceress, modeled after Marvel character Karnilla (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 271. Bubblehead, a traveller with a bubble head, modeled after Marvel character Mysterio (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 272. Toilet Paper Mummy, a mummy wrapped in toilet paper, modeled after Marvel character Living Mummy (deceased, killed by Darth Varga during the Battle for the Universe) 273. Mutant Thing, a mutant monster creature that lives in a swamp, modeled after Marvel character Man-Thing (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 274. Demonicus, an evil demon, modeled after Marvel character Mephisto (missing) 275. Barbarus, a barbarian warrior, modeled after Marvel character Overmind (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 276. Machinator, a traveller with a machine suit on, modeled after Marvel characters Professor Power, Psycho Man, and Rom (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 277. Yeti, a hairy beast from the woods, modeled after Marvel character Sasquatch (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 278. Bigfoot, yeti's best friend (deceased, killed by Darth Varga and the Killer Pirates) 279. Manta Ray, a superhero from an underwater planet modeled after Marvel character Stingray (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 280. Flaming Demon, a flaming demon, modeled after Marvel character Surtur (deceased, killed by Demonicus) 281. Great White, a shark warrior, modeled after Marvel character Tiger Shark (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 282. Great Android of Doom, a giant android, modeled after Marvel character Titanium Man (missing) 283. Cave Troll, a giant cave troll, modeled after Marvel character Ulik (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 284. Cyclon, a villian who can create cyclones, modeled after Marvel character Whirlwind (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 285. Ice Giant, an ice giant, modeled after Marvel character Ymir (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 286. Black Knight, a black knight, modeled after Marvel character Black Knight I (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 287. Bird Man, a bird man, modeled after Marvel character Bird Man (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 288. Cat Man, a cat man, modeled after Marvel character Cat Man (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 289. Gorilla Man, a gorilla man, modeled after Marvel character Ape Man (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 290. Black Angel of Death II, James Varga's guise after he was killed the first time, now a seperate entity that watches the destruction around him (whereabouts unknown) 291. The Troll, a troll (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 292. Wonderboy, a superhero who drinks and makes out of nowhere comments (fate unknown, apparently killed by Cave Hulk) 293. Hell Cow, a evil cow man from hell, modeled after Marvel character Bessie (Hell Cow) (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 294. James Varga - Earth 2, James from a more peaceful Earth (deceased, killed by Darth Varga) 295. Matthew Litten - Earth 3, Matt from Hell Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 296. Adam Wilson - Earth 3, Adam from Hell Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 297. James Varga - Earth 50, James from cybernetic Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 298. Matthew Litten - Earth 33, Matt from subertannean iced Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 299. Adam Wilson - Earth 12, Adam from cave Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 300. James Varga - Earth 15, James from a prehistoric Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 301. James Varga - Earth 27, James from an ice age Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 302. Adam Wilson - Earth 13, Adam from a jungle Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 303. Matthew Litten - Earth 36, Matt from a savanna Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 304. Adam Wilson - Earth 17, Adam from a wild Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 305. Matthew Litten - Earth 22, Matt from a rainforest Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 306. James Varga - Earth 4, James from a desert Earth (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 307. James Varga - After Earth, James from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 308. Adam Wilson - After Earth, Adam from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 309. Matthew Litten - After Earth, Matt from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 310. Bi-Curious George, a very curious little monkey (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 311. God, creator of the universe (known location, Heaven) 312. Angels of Death, God's extermination squads (known location, Heaven) 313. Cave Hulk - Earth 47, Cave Hulk from an underwater Earth, spared death during the Battle for the Universe by being made a member of the Earth Hulk Tribe living in the Hills of Satan (relocated, Devonia) 314. Sith Bat, a psychotic Bat Man impersonating killer is turned to the dark side by Darth Varga (deceased, killed during the Battle for the Universe) 315. Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings (whereabouts unknown, presumably Devonia) 316. Mr. Eric Vince, owner of GHW, General Manager of GHW Backlash show (missing) 317. Michael Kreuger Jackson, killed by an angry mob of parents after being acquitted by the law, Michael Jackson returned as the undead creature that haunts your nightmares (killed in a Mosh Pit by Adam and Matt) 318. The Dictator, the evil dictator of the Reformed Soviet Republics, his credo is 'Hate or you will learn to hate,' leader of the new Axis of Evil (missing, hiding from the law) 319. The Misogynist, originally the Death Fucker, a crazy dude who wants to fuck women to death and says all sorts of weird stuff, he's psychotic and thinks he's really macho for acting this way but in reality is just a loser craving attention (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 320. Darth Scourge, mysterious Sith Lord, appeared on the scene and tried to work a power play for control of both the PTC and the UWF, believed to have been James Varga but that claim has been disputed (missing) 321. James Varga or Mr. Handler, the real James Varga, went under the assumed name Jake to infiltrate the goings on, a member of the Hades Corporation WARRIOR unit, has amnesia and has no idea who he is, prone to flashbacks when he was acting, ex-member of the Coalition of the Willing, now works alone (missing) 322. Psycho Bunny, half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny 323. Incest Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 324. Blue Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia) 325. Green Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia) 326. The Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order (relocated, Devonia) 327. Raptor, one of the Dictator's Assassins (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 328. Pufferfish, one of the Dictator's Assassins (deceased, killed by Cave Hulk) 329. Inbred Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia) 330. Shaman Hulk, member of the Hulk Family (relocated, Devonia)

List of missing former residents of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers and Associates of James Varga: Number of missing - 67

1. Killer Klown from Outer Space/Dark Harlequin, Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, formerly the 'Killer Klown from Outer Space,' may or may not be a Killer Klown from Outer Space, met Jack Morgan at James Varga's training school, joined Darth Varga after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots accidentally burned his face with acid during a battle with Darth Varga, has competed or appeared in the NWC, Wisoming Wrestling, LOW, PRIME, UWF, and GLOBAL (missing) 2. Morgan, Killer Pirates of the Outer Caribbean, formerly Captain Jack Morgan a pot fell on his head and he thinks he's a pirate, met the KKFOS at James Varga's training school, joined Darth Varga after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Robots accidentally burned the clown's face with acid in a battle with Darth Varga, has competed in LOW, PRIME, UWF, and GLOBAL (missing) 3. War, formerly 'Army Ranger' Jon Collingwood, James Varga's best friend in high school, Partners In Crime, Four Horsemen, competed in GHW, RAW, NWCS, and Wisoming Wrestling, transformed by Darth Varga into the first of his Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse using some sort of transformation machine, he is the Horseman War (missing) 4. Swede Johanssen, Partners In Crime, James Varga's former bodyguard, competed in GHW, NWCC, and GW (missing) 5. Rikkelle Klein, partners In Crime, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 6. Danny Hernandez, Partners In Crime, competed in GHW (as Halo), NWCC, and GW (missing) 9. Sea Man, creation of James Varga in his basement lab, member of the Coalition of the Willing (missing) 10. Demonic Hamster of DOOM~!, a demonic hamster from hell conjured up by James Varga doing Sith and Dark Art rituals in his basement lab (missing) 12. Acme, trained by James Varga (missing) 13. Acclaim, trained by James Varga (missing) 14. Booster, trained by James Varga (missing) 15. Zealot, trained by James Varga (missing) 26. April Engand, Adam and Matt's ex-girlfriend (missing) 27. Rene, Albertsons manager saved by James Varga, Adam, and Matt during zombie invasion (missing) 30. Cab Wolf, werewolf cab driver (missing) 32. Lisa Marie, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 33. Blair, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 55. Dick's Ultra Pleasure 3000 Dildo, owned by 'Big' Dick N. Uranus (whereabouts unknown) 74. Layla, James Varga's ex-girlfriend (missing) 75. Layla's Bong, Layla's bong, winner of a UWF Jobber Battle Royal (whereabouts unknown) 77. Yolanda, Rikkelle's friend (missing) 78. Party Girl, Jon's hook-up during the Once Upon a Time in Las Vegas storyline (missing) 112. Toad, helped James Varga go through Mario World (missing) 132. Bizarro James Varga (Stan), bizarro version of James (missing) 133. Bizarro Jon Collingwood (Donny), bizarro version of Jon (missing) 134. Bizarro Swede Johanssen (Fin Johnson), bizarro version of the Swede (missing) 135. Bizarro Danny Hernandez (Donny), bizarro version of Danny (missing) 136. Picasso, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 137. Milena, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 138. Matisse, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 139. Monet, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 140. Leonardo, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 141. Rembrandt, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 142. Cezanne, HADES Corporation top hierarchy/division head (missing) 149. WARRIOR, HADES Corporation's security army (missing) 150. the Suits, HADES Corporation business personnel and officials (missing) 152. Amber Olsen, friend of James Varga (missing) 153. Danielle Duesing, friend of James Varga (missing) 154. Nick Stone, friend of James Varga (missing) 165. 144 Aliens, appeared in the James Varga Spaceship series (missing) 167. Black Angel of Death I, James Varga when he was supposidely dead, competed in NWCC (missing) 168. Millipede, assassin modeled after Scorpion and Noob Saibot, competed in GHW (whereabouts unknown, inactive) 171. Blade Runner, wrestler in Japan believed to be James Varga under a mask, competed in GHW (missing) 177. Aladdin, man who found a magic lamp with a genie inside, wrestled at UWF Stable Wars (missing) 180. the Swordman, member of the Coalition of the Willing (missing) 181. Darth Varga, formerly wrestler James Varga, was built a cybernetic suit after he was badly burned and decapitated by Adam and Matt in a Lighstaber duel, saved from death by the Mathematician after a crazy fan shot him, then murdered all of his allies on the Island of Misfit wrestlers, has won 30 titles in his career as James Varga, has killed an unknown amount of people in his lifetime, possibly 500, controls a ninja army, now allied with the Killer Pirates and Cave Hulk, created his own Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, allied with the Dictator in taking over the world, Circus of DOOM~! leader (missing) 211. Hermit the Crab, a giant hobo hermit crab (missing) 212. Groundhog Men, evil subterranean race out to take over the Earth during the Varga Crisis (missing) 218. The Converters, religious fanatics who use the Varga Crisis to try and convert everyone to their faith (missing) 236. The Nut Biting Squirrel, Furry Woodland Creatures (missing) 247. Aladdin's Gay Genie, Gaylord's lover, Aladdin's Genie (missing) 248. Abu the Monkey, Aladdin's monkey (missing) 252. Ninja Army, Darth Varga's Ninja Army, helped Darth Varga dispose of the Horny Mathematician and killed all of the Mathematician's remaining Zombie Army in just under an hour (whereabouts unknown) 253. Oinkers, Pig Cops (missing) 254. Boogerman, a booger eating psychopath, UWF (missing) 255. Snot, a giant ball of snot turned superhero, UWF (missing) 260. HEAD, a being with a giant head, modeled after Marvel character Modok, aligned himself with Darth Varga during the Battle for the Universe (missing) 262. Sharkorian the Barbarian, the barbarian leader of the shark tribe, escaped death in the battle for the universe by being unconcious in a cave, modeled after Marvel character Attuma (missing) 274. Demonicus, an evil demon, modeled after Marvel character Mephisto (missing) 282. Great Android of Doom, a giant android, modeled after Marvel character Titanium Man (missing) 290. Black Angel of Death II, James Varga's guise after he was killed the first time, now a seperate entity that watches the destruction around him (whereabouts unknown) 307. James Varga - After Earth, James from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 308. Adam Wilson - After Earth, Adam from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 309. Matthew Litten - After Earth, Matt from Earth after it got blown up (missing) 318. The Dictator, the evil dictator of the Reformed Soviet Republics, his credo is 'Hate or you will learn to hate,' leader of the new Axis of Evil (missing, hiding from the law) 320. Darth Scourge, mysterious Sith Lord, appeared on the scene and tried to work a power play for control of both the PTC and the UWF, believed to have been James Varga but that claim has been disputed (missing) 321. James Varga or Mr. Handler, the real James Varga, went under the assumed name Jake to infiltrate the goings on, a member of the Hades Corporation WARRIOR unit, has amnesia and has no idea who he is, prone to flashbacks when he was acting, ex-member of the Coalition of the Willing, now works alone (missing)

The following is a list of known living and active residents who either are living on the Island of Misfit Wrestlers or have lived there in the past.

Known Living/Active Residents Post Explosion - Total: 28 residents, 23 unaccounted for 23. Cave Hulk, a giant hulking cave beast with a club, competed in the UWF, , member of the Hulk Family and the Coalition of the Willing 24. Adam Wilson, James Varga's best friend, can turn into the Hulk, Hermit the Crab, and Psychoslasher, member of the Coalition of the Willing, , member of the Hulk Family 25. Matthew Litten, James Varga's other best friend, member of the Coalition of the Willing 186. Gaylord of the Universe, Team Gay Leader 187. Straightor, Team Straight Leader 199. Hobo Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 200. Sombrero Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 201. Inbred Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 202. Cyclops Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 203. Construction Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 204. Fast Food Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 205. Gay Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of Gaylord's New Team Gay 206. Bondage Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of Gaylord's New Team Gay 207. Prehistoric Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 208. Prehistoric Cave Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 209. Macho Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 210. Stoner Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 233. Wolfen, a Slovakian werewolf, Cave Hulk's best friend, betrayed by the Cave Hulk and now is teaming with Cave Hulk's arch-nemesis Chameleon to stop his former friend and Darth Varga from taking over the world, captured by Darth Varga and transformed into the third of his Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse named Famine, somehow escaped from Varga's clutches and is now on the run again, formerly of HATE wrestling 249. Fluffy, Gaylord of the Universe's Gay Tiger, Gaylord's pet tiger 313. Cave Hulk - Earth 47, Cave Hulk from an underwater Earth, spared death during the Battle for the Universe by being made a member of the Earth Hulk Tribe living in the Hills of Satan 315. Chameleon, arch-enemy of Cave Hulk, can change colors to blend in with his surroundings 322. Psycho Bunny, half-man, half-bunny creature that hates all life - human or no human, has made it his mission to destroy wrestling, the most wanted criminal from the future Earth where he has killed millions and said he did it 'just for fun,' James Varga's oldest character, was created for a project in the second grade as a camoflaudged army bunny 323. Incest Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 324. Blue Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order 325. Green Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order 326. The Hulk, member of the Hulk Family, member of the Jedi Order 329. Inbred Hulk, member of the Hulk Family 330. Shaman Hulk, member of the Hulk Family

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